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|    Story: Twice the Fun (Mgg, ped, con) (1/    |
|    16 Jul 06 16:20:46    |
      From: bobandcarole@aol.com              Story: Twice the Fun (Mgg, ped, con)                     by bobandcarole                                          I was working on the final chapters of my latest book when I heard the       moving van come to a stop outside. My former neighbors (a very nice       elderly couple who had lived next door to me for several years) had       retired to Florida a few weeks ago. I lived in a four unit condo style       town home. In fact, that’s what the whole neighborhood was, and I was       sorry to see them go. They were one of the few neighbors I had gotten to       know, always having the bachelor writer over for dinner and telling me       how much their granddaughter enjoyed my books. I met her once, a very       cute eight-year old who had me Autograph all the books she owned that       were written by me. I got up from my computer and looked out the front       window, watching the movers open up their truck and begin carrying boxes       and furniture into the unit next door. I didn’t see any signs of the       owners of these belongings however, so I went back to my desk figuring       I’d meet them when they got settled in.       I hadn’t been working very long when I heard someone knocking lightly on       my door. When I opened it I was momentarily speechless, for there on my       doorstep were a pair of identical twin girls, smiling shyly at me. They       were about nine or ten-years old, each with long brown hair and dressed       in shorts and tank tops, revealing well tanned, shapely limbs.       “Hi!” said the one on the left.       “We’re your new neighbors!” piped the one on the right.       I silently thanked my guardian angel for delivering these two pretty       young things into my life, into a neighborhood sorrowfully short of       young girls... and into the unit next door!       The girl on the right was looking up at me rather curiously, her head       cocked to one side, almost as if she knew what I was thinking. I       realized I had been staring. I held out a finger and made a show of       bringing it closer to my nose, following it with my eyes until they       crossed. “I seem to have been sitting at my computer too long,” I       teased. “I’m seeing double.”       They giggled at my small joke and the left one said, grinning, “You’re       not seeing double, we’re twins! I’m Terri and that’s my baby sister,       Tammy.”       Tammy gave her twin a withering look and said, “Will you STOP calling me       that? You’re only five minutes older than I am!”       Hoping to head off a sisterly battle I intervened. “I’m pleased to meet       you,” I said quite honestly. “I’m Tom.”       Tammy, the girl on the right, looked at me strangely again. “I know,”       she said as if I were stating the obvious.       As soon as she said it her sister looked sharply at her and elbowed her       in the ribs. Tammy’s face immediately became worried, as if she’d been       caught doing something she wasn’t supposed to do.       “How do you know my name already?” I asked, wondering what was going on.       Terri’s eyes darted quickly around until they landed on my door, still       standing open.       “There,” she said, looking relieved, “your name’s on the door: ‘Tom       Jannings’.”       Of course, I thought, it’s right there for all to see. “You girls are       pretty quick. You’d make good detectives,” I said, smiling at them. “Are       you all through moving in already?” I could see the movers starting to       clean up.       “Almost,” said Terri. “Mom’s inside unpacking, but she said to ‘get out       of her hair’ for awhile.”       “We were only trying to help,” Tammy informed me, sounding slightly hurt       that their efforts hadn’t been appreciated.       “Is your Dad still at work or something?” I asked, wondering why he       hadn’t been mentioned.       “No,” said Terri, hesitantly. “He doesn’t live with us anymore.”       “He doesn’t even want to SEE us anymore,” said Tammy, looking dejected.       I could tell this was a sore topic, and knew they probably blamed       themselves for their parents’ separation. Young kids almost always do. I       changed the subject. “Would you like to come in for a drink or something       or shall we carry on our conversation in the doorway?” They looked at       each other and finally Tammy nodded, as if to tell her sister it was       okay to go in. I ushered them into the kitchen, noticing how they stared       at the ‘Prince’ poster on the wall of my living room, the one with a       young, barely covered girl with her hands on her head, standing over       Prince. As I got some glasses and ice they sat at the table and began       their own questioning.       “Are you married?” asked one.       “No.”       “You live here alone?” asked the other.       “Yes.”       “Any girlfriends?”       “No.”       “How old are you?”       “32.”       “Don’t you work?” They were obviously wondering why I was home in the       afternoon on a weekday.       “Yes.” I felt like I was playing twenty questions, being grilled by       identical inquisitors.       “Well, what do you do?”       “I write books.” I gave them their sodas and sat down.       “Thanks,” they said simultaneously, then they looked at each other and       giggled at their stereo effect. I looked at them closely and could see       that if I got to know them better I would probably be able to tell them       apart. There were subtle differences in their expressions and       appearances, the way they smiled and carried themselves. I hoped I WOULD       get to know them better! They were certainly very cute, and definitely       sexy, both with dark brown eyes and expressive faces, and sexy,       nymphette bodies full of girlish energy. I found myself staring at their       slender frames, wondering how long it would be before they began       developing tits beneath that tempting skin covered by their tanktops.       “How old are you two?” My turn for questions.       “Nine,” answered the one I thought was Tammy. “Almost ten,” added her twin.       “Are you from around Chicago, or did you move here from somewhere else?”       “We used to live right in the city,” explained Terri, taking a drink,       “but we moved to here in Glenwood ‘cause Mom got transferred.”       “What’s your mom do?”       “She’s a nurse at the hospital,” said Tammy proudly. Having a       conversation with these two was like watching a tennis match. Tammy       looked at me and smiled, as if to say she knew it, it’s just the way       they were.       “Hey!” exclaimed Terri, looking at me as if she’d suddenly realized       something. “Are you the same Tom Jannings that wrote all those books we       have?”       “Well, I don’t know what books you have but I’m the only Tom Jannings       that I know of.” I grinned at her slyly.       I really did love being recognized by my young fans. My books were       written mainly for (and about) young girls, full of stories that showed       them to be just as adventurous and daring as their male counterparts,       not like other stories which often showed little girls as shy and sissy,       only interested in sewing or dolls. My stories also were about everyday       stuff like new siblings, school, divorce, even one about death. I always       answered every letter I got from a reader, and also from appreciative       parents who were grateful that my books had turned their kids onto reading.              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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