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   Frank McCoy to All   
   <*>NEW: LAWYERS!.TXT "Lawyers!" (Mf, inc   
   06 Oct 07 00:09:39   
   
   XPost: alt.sex.stories.incest, alt.sex.incest, alt.stories.incest   
   From: mccoyf@millcomm.com   
      
                             Lawyers!   
                                14   
                          An Erotic Story   
      
        I blame William Jefferson Clinton.   
        Oh, not for "lying under oath" as some of his more   
   despicable enemies claim he did; but for making weasel-   
   worded lawyering something the President of the United   
   States raised to a high art.  If wasn't for the way Clinton   
   made describing *exactly* what you do in sex have to be   
   completely specific, we wouldn't be in the fix we are right   
   now.   
        Of course, what would you really expect from a lawyer   
   and a politician?  No, he didn't exactly *lie*.  In fact,   
   considering his exact words, he told the literal and exact   
   truth when he said (and here I quote), "I did not have   
   sexual relations with that woman."   
        Now many people *think* Clinton said, "I didn't have   
   sex with that woman."  But, if you listen to the recording   
   yourself, what he *said* was what I quoted above; and they   
   are *not* the same thing; though many people seem to think   
   so.  At the time Clinton was being asked if he had sexual   
   intercourse with Monica Lewinski ... and he hadn't.  A blow-   
   job is *not* sexual intercourse!  So, Bill Clinton lawyered   
   his way out of a tight spot by saying (truthfully, but   
   deceptively) that he hadn't had "sexual relations" with   
   Monica ... a close call; but not *quite* a lie.   
        Previous to the president's example, I don't think   
   anybody in our family would have even thought of being that   
   picky and precise about what we did or did not consider   
   things like "incest", "fucking", or "having sexual   
   intercourse".  Not me, not Cathy, and for sure not my wife.   
   But once the method became acceptable, and even endorsed by   
   the President of the United States of America ....   
        Now I'm not a pedophile; but sometimes I can see how   
   some men get to be that way; especially when young girls   
   start getting interested in their bodies and even begin   
   *flaunting* them at the boys, or even at fully adult men   
   sometimes.  Men can't help responding to the apparent   
   availability of nubile young females in the prime of their   
   sexuality and fertility.  Well, that's "apparent"   
   availability.  Everybody knows those sexy young girls are   
   mainly just trying out their bodies to see if they attract   
   men ... which they do.  Most aren't ready yet to actually   
   have sexual relations with real men.   
        Still, it's hard to ignore.   
        It's even harder to ignore when you're raising one of   
   those wonderful creatures yourself; though you try.  Even a   
   baby-girl has a slit which you have to wipe while changing   
   diapers.  You bury the thought of what that tiny slit will   
   be taking inside it when the child grows up deep in the back   
   of your head; reminding yourself that this is your *baby*,   
   not some neighbor's horny little girl that will soon grow up   
   loving to have sex, to fuck and to be-fucked; eventually   
   having babies of her own ... grandchildren her parents will   
   then grow to love just like she will.   
        After a while you brainwash yourself into believing   
   that cute little girls like your daughter just don't think   
   of sex like horny old men do.   
        Yes, even when your cute and even sexy young daughter   
   climbs on your lap at seven or eight years old; short little   
   skirt barely hiding her silky panties, gives you a big kiss   
   on the mouth more like a "grownup" like her mother does;   
   then begs, "Daddy?  Will you marry me when I grow up?"   
        Instead of thinking of the pleasures of the marriage-   
   bed with a young teenager (like the child will soon be), you   
   instead feel flattered that your own daughter looks upon you   
   as the kind of man she'd want to have around her for life.   
   The girl doesn't even know about making babies; and you're   
   not about to spoil the child's innocence ... yet, anyway.   
        It gets harder though, when the child approaches   
   puberty and starts wearing clothes more intended to attract   
   men like a flower or honey does bees.  Short little skirts   
   or tight and even shorter pants decorate the child's bottom,   
   and tiny bandeaus or tank-tops cover yet draw even more   
   attention to the tiny buds on your daughter's chest; showing   
   where breasts will soon develop, and the youngster will   
   eventually be nursing kids of her very own.   
        When the girl reaches puberty however, it gets   
   impossible to ignore that this "girl" is now becoming a   
   woman.  Breasts develop into lovely firm mounds that men   
   ache to suckle like babies themselves.  The hips fill out   
   and the ass firms.  Waists actually seem to narrow.  The   
   child develops fur on her vagina; and even starts to   
   menstruate; announcing like the clanging of a bell to her   
   parents the now-woman's incipient fertility and danger of   
   letting the girl loose unchaperoned with boys her own age   
   who are also feeling the urges of puberty, yet without the   
   control of those same urges that an older man has.  Yet   
   *still* you don't really think of your own daughter as a   
   solution to your own similar urges; even when the girl   
   prances by you in the house wearing nothing but bra-and-   
   panties; or sometimes even less when going to or coming from   
   taking a shower.  No, you put away the urge to climb in bed   
   with the girl, slip your swollen meat up inside your   
   daughter's now-fertile young slit, and push it so far up   
   inside the girl she would feel it in her chest, before   
   dumping thick heavy wads of sperm-laden baby-goo so far up   
   inside the kid's developing young womb the girl would be   
   having her own little baby brothers and sisters for the next   
   twenty years.  After all, the girl is your *daughter*, for   
   Christ's sake!   
        It's hard to ignore completely though; and if your wife   
   gets a bit extra after you run into the girl only partially   
   wearing a towel after taking a bath; well women have known   
   and appreciated their men having sexual thoughts about their   
   little girls for millennia if not longer.  I knew Marie   
   realized my own involuntary reaction to our little girl's   
   developing fertility ... just not how *much* so.  I   
   certainly never thought of my horny wife still dreaming   
   about making out with her own dad.  I mean: Teenagers just   
   don't dream about their own parents like they do when 8, 10,   
   or even 12 years old.  We're no longer the people who know   
   all, see everything, and somebody to come to for advice.   
   Instead, Mom and Dad get to be "old fogeys" (or whatever the   
   current term is) who know nothing about kids her age, their   
   needs, what they do with each other, their music, or even   
   school.  Most certainly kids don't think about (and try   
   desperately *not* to think about) their own parents and sex.   
   I think most kids suspect their parents are still virgins   
   and completely ignorant about sex; even with their own   
   existence to the contrary.  Still, it gets hard to ignore,   
   even for a teenager, when your parents (like me and Marie)   
   head off to the bedroom and _lock the door_; let alone the   
   bed furiously squeaking soon afterwards.  I never even gave   
   a thought to the fact of what such activity would hint to   
   our own daughter, when the commonest time for Marie and I to   
      
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