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|    06 Oct 07 00:09:39    |
      XPost: alt.sex.stories.incest, alt.sex.incest, alt.stories.incest       From: mccoyf@millcomm.com               Lawyers!        14        An Erotic Story               I blame William Jefferson Clinton.        Oh, not for "lying under oath" as some of his more       despicable enemies claim he did; but for making weasel-       worded lawyering something the President of the United       States raised to a high art. If wasn't for the way Clinton       made describing *exactly* what you do in sex have to be       completely specific, we wouldn't be in the fix we are right       now.        Of course, what would you really expect from a lawyer       and a politician? No, he didn't exactly *lie*. In fact,       considering his exact words, he told the literal and exact       truth when he said (and here I quote), "I did not have       sexual relations with that woman."        Now many people *think* Clinton said, "I didn't have       sex with that woman." But, if you listen to the recording       yourself, what he *said* was what I quoted above; and they       are *not* the same thing; though many people seem to think       so. At the time Clinton was being asked if he had sexual       intercourse with Monica Lewinski ... and he hadn't. A blow-       job is *not* sexual intercourse! So, Bill Clinton lawyered       his way out of a tight spot by saying (truthfully, but       deceptively) that he hadn't had "sexual relations" with       Monica ... a close call; but not *quite* a lie.        Previous to the president's example, I don't think       anybody in our family would have even thought of being that       picky and precise about what we did or did not consider       things like "incest", "fucking", or "having sexual       intercourse". Not me, not Cathy, and for sure not my wife.       But once the method became acceptable, and even endorsed by       the President of the United States of America ....        Now I'm not a pedophile; but sometimes I can see how       some men get to be that way; especially when young girls       start getting interested in their bodies and even begin       *flaunting* them at the boys, or even at fully adult men       sometimes. Men can't help responding to the apparent       availability of nubile young females in the prime of their       sexuality and fertility. Well, that's "apparent"       availability. Everybody knows those sexy young girls are       mainly just trying out their bodies to see if they attract       men ... which they do. Most aren't ready yet to actually       have sexual relations with real men.        Still, it's hard to ignore.        It's even harder to ignore when you're raising one of       those wonderful creatures yourself; though you try. Even a       baby-girl has a slit which you have to wipe while changing       diapers. You bury the thought of what that tiny slit will       be taking inside it when the child grows up deep in the back       of your head; reminding yourself that this is your *baby*,       not some neighbor's horny little girl that will soon grow up       loving to have sex, to fuck and to be-fucked; eventually       having babies of her own ... grandchildren her parents will       then grow to love just like she will.        After a while you brainwash yourself into believing       that cute little girls like your daughter just don't think       of sex like horny old men do.        Yes, even when your cute and even sexy young daughter       climbs on your lap at seven or eight years old; short little       skirt barely hiding her silky panties, gives you a big kiss       on the mouth more like a "grownup" like her mother does;       then begs, "Daddy? Will you marry me when I grow up?"        Instead of thinking of the pleasures of the marriage-       bed with a young teenager (like the child will soon be), you       instead feel flattered that your own daughter looks upon you       as the kind of man she'd want to have around her for life.       The girl doesn't even know about making babies; and you're       not about to spoil the child's innocence ... yet, anyway.        It gets harder though, when the child approaches       puberty and starts wearing clothes more intended to attract       men like a flower or honey does bees. Short little skirts       or tight and even shorter pants decorate the child's bottom,       and tiny bandeaus or tank-tops cover yet draw even more       attention to the tiny buds on your daughter's chest; showing       where breasts will soon develop, and the youngster will       eventually be nursing kids of her very own.        When the girl reaches puberty however, it gets       impossible to ignore that this "girl" is now becoming a       woman. Breasts develop into lovely firm mounds that men       ache to suckle like babies themselves. The hips fill out       and the ass firms. Waists actually seem to narrow. The       child develops fur on her vagina; and even starts to       menstruate; announcing like the clanging of a bell to her       parents the now-woman's incipient fertility and danger of       letting the girl loose unchaperoned with boys her own age       who are also feeling the urges of puberty, yet without the       control of those same urges that an older man has. Yet       *still* you don't really think of your own daughter as a       solution to your own similar urges; even when the girl       prances by you in the house wearing nothing but bra-and-       panties; or sometimes even less when going to or coming from       taking a shower. No, you put away the urge to climb in bed       with the girl, slip your swollen meat up inside your       daughter's now-fertile young slit, and push it so far up       inside the girl she would feel it in her chest, before       dumping thick heavy wads of sperm-laden baby-goo so far up       inside the kid's developing young womb the girl would be       having her own little baby brothers and sisters for the next       twenty years. After all, the girl is your *daughter*, for       Christ's sake!        It's hard to ignore completely though; and if your wife       gets a bit extra after you run into the girl only partially       wearing a towel after taking a bath; well women have known       and appreciated their men having sexual thoughts about their       little girls for millennia if not longer. I knew Marie       realized my own involuntary reaction to our little girl's       developing fertility ... just not how *much* so. I       certainly never thought of my horny wife still dreaming       about making out with her own dad. I mean: Teenagers just       don't dream about their own parents like they do when 8, 10,       or even 12 years old. We're no longer the people who know       all, see everything, and somebody to come to for advice.       Instead, Mom and Dad get to be "old fogeys" (or whatever the       current term is) who know nothing about kids her age, their       needs, what they do with each other, their music, or even       school. Most certainly kids don't think about (and try       desperately *not* to think about) their own parents and sex.       I think most kids suspect their parents are still virgins       and completely ignorant about sex; even with their own       existence to the contrary. Still, it gets hard to ignore,       even for a teenager, when your parents (like me and Marie)       head off to the bedroom and _lock the door_; let alone the       bed furiously squeaking soon afterwards. I never even gave       a thought to the fact of what such activity would hint to       our own daughter, when the commonest time for Marie and I to              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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