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|    sphincter boy to All    |
|    trusting yr gift (1/3)    |
|    12 Oct 06 13:56:07    |
      From: pepp@cyberdude.com              trusting yr gift       +++              music on:              +++       orchestral manouvres in the dark       'enola gay'       +++       hunters and collectors       'the slab'       +++                     hello psychic blog              +++                     so wot's wrong with bein a papal prince       besides th blue balls every day              +++                     "bein taken for an aboriginal nobody"              +++                     isnt that balance ?              +++                     "is that why i sleep in a shithole ?"              maybe              +++                     i paid off       th monoshock unicycle              fabrication       today              +++                     course tripper              tried to give me a fitty              no man                     this is th money i owe ya                     +++                     was funny as              +++              ya build a mean unicycle but              +++                     nice when yr dealer       is yr unicycle fabricator              +++       george       'breathe in now'       +++              relax              tripper's real name doesnt appear in this       psychic blog              +++              i spent       seventeen yrs              in th underworld       minder in th showground                     knockin on caravan doors       with shotguns attached to em                     hi folks um       u make much money on th lower run ?                     just um       yr 1200 in hock t us and                     i dont fancy yr speedboat       ya paid too much for it man              +++              my boss was       well informed              knew wot they;d bought and       wot it cost em              +++              we bought and sold              everything              +++                     he was th       showies       bank              +++              ya couldnt replace im glen              +++                     not ever              +++       frente       'bizarre love triangle'       +++                     ya cant       be runnin vans and              bee sellin to vans       at th same time              ya have to play       impartial              +++              i care factor              +++              but carry cunts with                     twelve grand of debt who                     will never pay it              ever              +++              with seven prices              +++       pink floyd       'wish you were here'       +++                     he;d give you a cut rate man              +++                     every time                     old softy              +++              th poor cunts got              cheaper prices than th rich              +++              was weird              +++              and still                     he'd say to me              to my face                     i'm more important than you              i've got more money than you              +++              bite yr tongue paultje                     decended from       th head inquisitor              of th french inquisition              pope benedict                            a papal prince                     just              smiel and nod              +++              ah man              +++       ben cullum       'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'       +++                     are you dying old man ?              +++              i jumped off th truck       lay on th ground and              come on and beat me up now old man       he went spare              leavin th showground       he bought me a coke              +++                     i'd drop him at a talker              any showie who could talk th leg off a dog              most of em                            and go and unload                            +++                     and go look for im              still sellin and                     so arthur daley like              +++                     here              take this five bills and                     i'll meet ya at th bar              hmm                            all th broke buggers              +++              arrive with a smile              you bear bad tidings              +++              so how was yr lower run ?              +++       maroon 5       'she will be loved'       +++              well i spoke to yr cousin and              she had a shit run              +++              i'd throw some figures that were                     thirty percent over                     wot i was quoted and                            fifty percent higher than actual                     and we'd                                   talk              +++                            i have to bring back a picture              to th man                     +++                     we're fifty grand in th hole on th       airshow washout and              our best customer is screamin poor       is this a good time to stand there squeelin when              u got a new boat attached to yr car              +++              love it when they just pay              without havin to play                     head inquisitor on em                     +++                     my bosses youngest son              became a detective              +++              taught th drug squad for some time              +++              <<< smile >>>              +++       tenacious d       'one note song'       +++                     ah th underworld              +++              i liked th showie who was a screw              +++              funny ppl              +++       dave lippman       'teenage immigrant mothers on drugs'       +++                     <<< smile >>>              can i              write clues t th song              about to play              +++              eddie was funny as              +++              would pay ya from a roll       that would choke a horse              +++                     flashin money              +++                     feudin cousins              on different sides of th              street              +++              they'd stand together against you though                     non gypsies              +++              after 17 yrs i was              almost trusted                     manager of my ride              +++       inxs       'new sensation'       +++              but glen didnt want th manager he              listened to th boss              +++                     u think he did th ordering ?              +++              he trained me              +++              we'd buy by hunch and              sell timely              +++              when th old fella       couldnt be trusted              to assign which truck did what       his son              th detective       would cum in and              be my offsider              +++              dont listen to that old cunt              this truck is goin                     where i say in th morning              +++                     hands up       who drove into indy race track              two days running              after 9/11                     without bein even stopped by security                     right              shut th fuck up                     do as yr told              +++              i'm truck boss       i dont give a fuck wot he says              if ya do wot he says       which truck is gunna pick up th charcoal ?              +++       jewel       'the new wild west'       +++              he'll never let me manage it              when he retires i'm off              +++                     still a minder              +++                     old george                     one of th head honchos of th show society       tryin to punch me thru th truck cab and                     i still was allowed to enter th next showground              +++              "george's daughter"              she took in peter                     "good ppl"              +++              i was young and              can reverse at                     sixty odd kilometres an hour              in a truck                     well so george said              +++                     fuckin octogenarian       tryin to punch me in th head              +++              well if i wound th window down i would of              punched him back                     sore nuts man              cmon              +++                     emporers testicles              +++              wanna see me and my half brother at play              +++              he can punch me in th head              as hard as he likes              +++       the stranglers       'gold and brown'       +++                     he cant knock me out                     and i trained kick boxing              three yrs              +++              i care factor              yr six feet four              +++              my testicles       that ache every day say              u go down now              +++              when i meet a human              who can see my second kick                     landin before th first thrown              i'm fucked              +++              i love ya man       for all that yr a cunt              yr honest about it              +++                     i'll try to stop callin myself              sphincter boy              it bugs ya              +++                     bein a papal prince and all              +++              i cant sing to racist cunts anymore       i'm sorry my all white half brother              +++       james blunt       'goodbye my lover'       +++                     never              +++              blood              +++              we share a mother              +++              and an ancestor       "or two"              +++              i miss ya barbie girl              +++              xmas is coming              +++              i'm sure we'll talk before then       paulo's been dumping my female              friends              +++                     i dont sing on strete corners anymore              +++              after six yrs i              got tired of       th                     part aboriginal tag              +++              it just              +++              fined for ridin a safety bicycle              thru the fortitude valley entertainment district and              i w as ona man;s bike                     a unicycle              no-one cared man              +++              no-one cared              +++              i cant       bring my surf unicycle to chester to have it              +++       Røyksopp       'eple'       +++                     so beautiful              +++              it catches waves they       run otu and              crash tackle me                            th clown              surfin on a unicycle                     in th waves              +++                     chester wants to fix u              i've paid him already                     a unicycle hub              he's restored              +++                     i tried explaining              he's beeing very mellow              +++              i'm surfing on one wheel they              come out and              crash tackle me              in a foot deep of surf              th wheel              in th cavitation zone              th tail              in th wave              she's                     pushing me up th beach              +++                     ah man              +++              maybe if u go out and do it man              +++              i'm middle aged and              wrong colour skin in australia                     i'm sorry              +++              i go              in th surf maybe                     twice a year              on surfers paradise beach                     no-one wants it              +++                     low tide and       27 inch semi racer unicycle              +++                     testflight              +++       kylie minogue       'still standing'       +++                     ah mum              +++              yr younger son says i              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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