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   Message 451 of 2,118   
   sphincter boy to All   
   trusting yr gift (1/3)   
   12 Oct 06 13:56:07   
   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   trusting yr gift   
   +++   
      
   music on:   
      
   +++   
   orchestral manouvres in the dark   
   'enola gay'   
   +++   
   hunters and  collectors   
   'the slab'   
   +++   
      
      
   hello psychic blog   
      
   +++   
      
      
   so wot's wrong with bein a  papal prince   
   besides th blue balls every day   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "bein taken for an aboriginal nobody"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   isnt that balance ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "is that why i sleep in a shithole ?"   
      
   maybe   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i paid off   
   th monoshock unicycle   
      
   fabrication   
   today   
      
   +++   
      
      
   course tripper   
      
   tried to give me a fitty   
      
   no man   
      
      
   this is th money i owe ya   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   was funny as   
      
   +++   
      
   ya build a mean unicycle but   
      
   +++   
      
      
   nice when yr dealer   
   is yr unicycle fabricator   
      
   +++   
   george   
   'breathe in now'   
   +++   
      
   relax   
      
   tripper's real name doesnt appear in this   
   psychic blog   
      
   +++   
      
   i spent   
   seventeen yrs   
      
   in th underworld   
   minder in th showground   
      
      
   knockin on caravan doors   
   with shotguns attached to em   
      
      
   hi folks um   
   u make much money on th lower run ?   
      
      
   just um   
   yr 1200 in hock t us and   
      
      
   i dont fancy yr speedboat   
   ya paid too much for it man   
      
   +++   
      
   my boss was   
   well informed   
      
   knew wot they;d bought and   
   wot it cost em   
      
   +++   
      
   we bought and sold   
      
   everything   
      
   +++   
      
      
   he was th   
   showies   
   bank   
      
   +++   
      
   ya couldnt replace im glen   
      
   +++   
      
      
   not ever   
      
   +++   
   frente   
   'bizarre love triangle'   
   +++   
      
      
   ya cant   
   be runnin vans and   
      
   bee sellin to vans   
   at th same time   
      
   ya have to play   
   impartial   
      
   +++   
      
   i care factor   
      
   +++   
      
   but carry cunts with   
      
      
   twelve grand of debt who   
      
      
   will never pay it   
      
   ever   
      
   +++   
      
   with seven prices   
      
   +++   
   pink floyd   
   'wish you were here'   
   +++   
      
      
   he;d give you a cut rate man   
      
   +++   
      
      
   every time   
      
      
   old softy   
      
   +++   
      
   th poor cunts got   
      
   cheaper prices than th rich   
      
   +++   
      
   was weird   
      
   +++   
      
   and still   
      
      
   he'd say to me   
      
   to my face   
      
      
   i'm more important than you   
      
   i've got more money than you   
      
   +++   
      
   bite yr tongue paultje   
      
      
   decended from   
   th head inquisitor   
      
   of th french inquisition   
      
   pope benedict   
      
      
      
   a papal prince   
      
      
   just   
      
   smiel and nod   
      
   +++   
      
   ah man   
      
   +++   
   ben cullum   
   'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'   
   +++   
      
      
   are you dying old man ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i jumped off th truck   
   lay on th ground and   
      
   come on and beat me up now old man   
   he went spare   
      
   leavin th showground   
   he bought me a coke   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'd drop him at a talker   
      
   any showie who could talk th leg off a dog   
      
   most of em   
      
      
      
   and go and unload   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   and go look for im   
      
   still sellin and   
      
      
   so arthur daley like   
      
   +++   
      
      
   here   
      
   take this five bills and   
      
      
   i'll meet ya at th bar   
      
   hmm   
      
      
      
   all th broke buggers   
      
   +++   
      
   arrive with a smile   
      
   you bear bad tidings   
      
   +++   
      
   so how was yr lower run ?   
      
   +++   
   maroon 5   
   'she will be loved'   
   +++   
      
   well i spoke to yr cousin and   
      
   she had a shit run   
      
   +++   
      
   i'd throw some figures that were   
      
      
   thirty percent over   
      
      
   wot i was quoted and   
      
      
      
   fifty percent higher than actual   
      
      
   and we'd   
      
      
      
      
   talk   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   i have to bring  back a picture   
      
   to th man   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   we're fifty grand in th hole on th   
   airshow washout and   
      
   our best customer is screamin poor   
   is this a good time to stand there squeelin when   
      
   u got a new boat attached to yr car   
      
   +++   
      
   love it when they just pay   
      
   without havin to play   
      
      
   head inquisitor on em   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   my bosses youngest son   
      
   became a detective   
      
   +++   
      
   taught th drug squad for some time   
      
   +++   
      
   <<< smile >>>   
      
   +++   
   tenacious d   
   'one note song'   
   +++   
      
      
   ah th underworld   
      
   +++   
      
   i liked th showie who was a screw   
      
   +++   
      
   funny ppl   
      
   +++   
   dave lippman   
   'teenage immigrant mothers on drugs'   
   +++   
      
      
   <<< smile >>>   
      
   can i   
      
   write clues t th song   
      
   about to play   
      
   +++   
      
   eddie was funny as   
      
   +++   
      
   would pay ya from a  roll   
   that would choke a horse   
      
   +++   
      
      
   flashin money   
      
   +++   
      
      
   feudin cousins   
      
   on different sides of th   
      
   street   
      
   +++   
      
   they'd stand together against you though   
      
      
   non gypsies   
      
   +++   
      
   after 17 yrs i was   
      
   almost trusted   
      
      
   manager of my ride   
      
   +++   
   inxs   
   'new sensation'   
   +++   
      
   but glen didnt want th manager he   
      
   listened to th boss   
      
   +++   
      
      
   u think he did th ordering ?   
      
   +++   
      
   he trained me   
      
   +++   
      
   we'd buy by hunch and   
      
   sell timely   
      
   +++   
      
   when th old fella   
   couldnt be trusted   
      
   to assign which truck did what   
   his son   
      
   th detective   
   would cum in and   
      
   be my offsider   
      
   +++   
      
   dont listen to that old cunt   
      
   this truck is goin   
      
      
   where i say in th morning   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hands up   
   who drove into indy race track   
      
   two days running   
      
   after 9/11   
      
      
   without bein even stopped by security   
      
      
   right   
      
   shut th fuck up   
      
      
   do as yr told   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm truck boss   
   i dont give a fuck wot he says   
      
   if ya do wot he says   
   which truck is gunna pick up th charcoal ?   
      
   +++   
   jewel   
   'the new wild west'   
   +++   
      
   he'll never let me manage it   
      
   when he retires i'm off   
      
   +++   
      
      
   still a minder   
      
   +++   
      
      
   old george   
      
      
   one of th head honchos of th show society   
   tryin to punch me thru th truck cab and   
      
      
   i still was allowed to enter th next showground   
      
   +++   
      
   "george's daughter"   
      
   she took in peter   
      
      
   "good ppl"   
      
   +++   
      
   i was young and   
      
   can reverse at   
      
      
   sixty odd kilometres an hour   
      
   in a truck   
      
      
   well so george said   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuckin octogenarian   
   tryin to punch me in th head   
      
   +++   
      
   well if i wound th window down i would of   
      
   punched him back   
      
      
   sore nuts man   
      
   cmon   
      
   +++   
      
      
   emporers testicles   
      
   +++   
      
   wanna see me and my half brother at play   
      
   +++   
      
   he can punch me in th head   
      
   as hard as he likes   
      
   +++   
   the stranglers   
   'gold and brown'   
   +++   
      
      
   he cant knock me out   
      
      
   and i trained kick boxing   
      
   three yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   i care factor   
      
   yr six feet four   
      
   +++   
      
   my testicles   
   that ache every day say   
      
   u go down now   
      
   +++   
      
   when i meet a human   
      
   who can see my second kick   
      
      
   landin before th first thrown   
      
   i'm fucked   
      
   +++   
      
   i love ya man   
   for all that yr a cunt   
      
   yr honest about it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'll try to stop callin myself   
      
   sphincter boy   
      
   it bugs ya   
      
   +++   
      
      
   bein a papal prince and all   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant sing to racist cunts anymore   
   i'm sorry my all white half brother   
      
   +++   
   james blunt   
   'goodbye my lover'   
   +++   
      
      
   never   
      
   +++   
      
   blood   
      
   +++   
      
   we share a mother   
      
   +++   
      
   and an ancestor   
   "or two"   
      
   +++   
      
   i miss ya barbie girl   
      
   +++   
      
   xmas is coming   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm sure we'll talk before then   
   paulo's been dumping my female   
      
   friends   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i dont sing on strete corners anymore   
      
   +++   
      
   after six yrs i   
      
   got tired of   
   th   
      
      
   part aboriginal tag   
      
   +++   
      
   it just   
      
   +++   
      
   fined for ridin a safety bicycle   
      
   thru the fortitude valley entertainment district and   
      
   i w as ona  man;s bike   
      
      
   a unicycle   
      
   no-one cared man   
      
   +++   
      
   no-one cared   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant   
   bring my surf unicycle to chester to have it   
      
   +++   
   Røyksopp   
   'eple'   
   +++   
      
      
   so beautiful   
      
   +++   
      
   it catches waves they   
   run otu and   
      
   crash tackle me   
      
      
      
   th clown   
      
   surfin on a unicycle   
      
      
   in th waves   
      
   +++   
      
      
   chester wants to fix u   
      
   i've paid him already   
      
      
   a unicycle hub   
      
   he's restored   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i tried explaining   
      
   he's beeing very mellow   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm surfing on one wheel they   
      
   come out and   
      
   crash tackle me   
      
   in a foot deep of surf   
      
   th wheel   
      
   in th cavitation zone   
      
   th tail   
      
   in th wave   
      
   she's   
      
      
   pushing me up th beach   
      
   +++   
      
      
   ah man   
      
   +++   
      
   maybe if u go out and do it man   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm middle aged and   
      
   wrong colour skin in australia   
      
      
   i'm sorry   
      
   +++   
      
   i go   
      
   in th surf maybe   
      
      
   twice  a year   
      
   on surfers paradise beach   
      
      
   no-one wants it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   low tide and   
   27 inch semi racer unicycle   
      
   +++   
      
      
   testflight   
      
   +++   
   kylie minogue   
   'still standing'   
   +++   
      
      
   ah mum   
      
   +++   
      
   yr younger son says i   
      
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