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   the land surfer to All   
   Suckin down some jack (1/6)   
   21 Mar 07 11:54:27   
   
   XPost: alt.discuss.musicians, alt.magic.secrets   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   Suckin down some jack   
   +++   
      
      
   sounds rude   
      
   just um   
      
      
   my little brother bought me some   
   jack daniels   
      
      
   for my birthday   
      
   must be goin down well   
      
      
      
   hi psychic blog   
      
      
   that speaks to me in   
      
   music   
      
   +++   
   acdc   
   'touch too much'   
   +++   
      
   was a longer blurb   
      
   before loading music   
      
      
   than normal   
      
      
      
      
   point taken   
      
   +++   
      
   adding marijuana   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   beautiful that   
      
   +++   
      
   thanks bro   
      
   musta go thru   
      
   my drinkin aint excessive   
      
      
   my doc gave it a clean bill of health   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt give me a slab though   
      
   +++   
      
   ah well   
      
      
   it's all good   
      
   +++   
      
   barbie girl   
      
   sent me a   
      
   happy birthday   
      
      
   and kuta lady   
      
      
      
      
   and so far   
      
   not fuckin one ex girlfriend rung   
      
      
      
   thank god   
      
   +++   
      
      
   just enough   
      
      
   calls   
      
   to make a loner feel good   
      
   +++   
      
   get too many   
      
      
   i been spendin too much time with   
      
      
   ppl   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'dumb'   
   +++   
      
   that is dumb   
      
   +++   
      
   i live a little larger than i should   
      
   +++   
      
   "now that's dumb"   
      
   on one level it makes sense   
      
   +++   
      
   happy birthday   
      
   "ta"   
      
      
   i chopped up these flowers for u   
      
      
   "i'll smoke em later"   
      
   +++   
      
   lovely drug that   
      
   finest kind   
      
      
   bush   
      
   +++   
      
   burning bush   
      
   in my hashpipe   
      
   +++   
      
   not my usual brand bro but   
      
      
   many thanks   
      
   much th same   
      
   +++   
      
   he's takin me   
   not comin to is   
      
   birthday bash   
      
      
      
   pretty well   
      
   +++   
   tool   
   'stinkfist'   
   +++   
      
   th cunts u   
      
      
   asked along last time and   
      
      
   sprung on me   
      
      
   sure aint worth   
      
   sitin amongst   
      
   bitches pheremones   
      
      
   withotu A DURRIE   
      
      
   not my idea   
      
      
   of shared birthday celebrations   
      
      
   i wont be missed   
      
   +++   
      
   my care factor is low   
      
   i've had my birthday bash   
      
   +++   
      
   smokin cones   
      
   with kuta lady and her ex girlfriend   
      
      
   and kuta lady;s boyfriend   
      
      
   sunday   
      
   +++   
      
   she might bitch about me   
      
   smoking but   
      
      
   wouldnt stop me   
      
   knwos i wont stay   
      
      
      
   and talk to er otherwise   
      
   +++   
      
   still luv ya shithead   
      
   +++   
      
   runnin down pot still   
      
   whiel standin there in a towel   
      
      
   suckin down   
      
   rum   
      
   +++   
      
   amount of pot   
   u used to run   
      
   it boggles th mind   
      
   +++   
      
   i miss drivin th car   
      
   with a trunk full of   
      
      
   pot   
      
   +++   
      
   wot was their backup plan i ask u   
      
      
   we always had a rescue car   
      
      
   just seemed   
      
   prudent   
      
      
   not breaking down with   
   three garbage bags full of   
      
   marijuana   
   and cant clear th scene   
      
   +++   
   the kinks   
   'dont forget to dance'   
   +++   
      
   too greedy those cunts   
      
   +++   
      
   th maddest driver   
   was always in th cover car   
      
      
   he'd crash into th police car   
      
      
   to clear th carrier   
      
   +++   
      
      
   wouldnt even blink   
      
      
   just a   
      
      
      
      
   on purpose   
      
   [an accident]   
      
   +++   
      
   droppd my smoke in my lap   
      
      
      
   was on fire   
      
      
      
   all apologies   
      
      
   pig cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   bait and switch   
      
   +++   
      
   i used to drive th   
      
   cash   
      
      
   out of th fairground   
      
   +++   
      
   not enough   
      
      
   u gotta stay outta th reach   
      
   of th bushwhackers   
      
      
      
   th taxman   
      
      
   was there with 3 cars   
      
   +++   
      
   i grown too many tails man   
      
   +++   
      
   lets pick up a load with   
   both trucks   
      
   over here and   
      
      
   switch   
      
   +++   
   royksopp   
   'only this moment'   
   +++   
      
      
   one cardboard box   
      
   full of cash   
      
      
   looks like any other   
      
   cardboard box   
      
      
   in th truck   
      
   +++   
      
      
   throw   
   ten of these   
      
      
   into th other truck and take em to   
      
   +++   
      
   later man   
      
   +++   
      
   i know nothing   
      
   +++   
      
   just   
      
   drive thru   
      
      
   seven yellow lights in a  row and   
      
   take three wrong turns and   
      
      
      
   we never get lost   
      
      
   no refidex in th truck   
      
      
      
   no map   
      
   +++   
      
   but if we say   
      
   we're meeting at three   
      
      
   at th   
      
   mt gravatt showgrounds   
      
      
   even without watches   
      
      
   we'd land two mintues apart   
      
      
      
   and either side of three   
      
   +++   
      
   toby   
      
   +++   
   the stranglers   
   'gold and brown'   
   +++   
      
   a weasel in a white boys wool   
      
   +++   
      
   a good wizard student   
      
   +++   
      
   i can tell ya   
      
      
   seconds before   
      
      
      
   th big fella is gunna ring us   
      
      
      
   watch   
      
      
   not liek ya gotta choice   
      
   +++   
      
      
   this is how   
      
   we make our money   
      
   +++   
      
   he buys on hunch   
      
   and can sell anything   
      
   +++   
      
   a showman   
      
   +++   
      
   showie   
      
   +++   
      
   i miss th fair   
      
   +++   
      
   driving food   
   to th fair and   
      
      
   hangin out   
      
   and drivin th money   
      
      
   home   
      
   +++   
      
   minder to th money   
      
   +++   
      
   um guys   
      
      
   why am i th only one not armed here ?   
      
   +++   
      
   my rep only extends so   
      
   far   
      
   +++   
      
   dirty little murderers boy   
      
   no   
      
      
   i use it   
      
   +++   
   violent femmes   
   'blister in the sun'   
   +++   
      
   little cunt called me a   
   truck driver   
      
   he's never faced a   
      
   single loaded weapon   
      
   in his life and   
      
      
   i'd kill im but   
      
   he's a kid   
      
   +++   
      
      
   when th drug squad   
      
   joined th taxman   
      
   in hot pursuit   
      
      
   under cover   
      
   and we still   
   watchin for bushrangers   
      
   so much cash and   
      
      
   we're on th   
      
   number one highway   
      
   +++   
      
      
   how many exits we got ?   
      
   +++   
   train   
   'drops of jupiter'   
   +++   
      
   in th old days   
      
   we'd jump on th rattler   
      
   +++   
      
   sittin   
   at a campfire   
      
   liustening to a ninety yr old   
      
      
      
   roma   
      
      
   wandering gypsie   
      
      
      
   tellin of her childhood   
      
      
      
      
   why th show run is   
   th way it is   
      
      
      
   how they'd   
      
      
      
   hump th stuff off th train   
      
      
      
   to th showground   
      
      
   +++   
      
   steam and coal and   
      
   get me another beer out of th fridge and   
      
      
      
   i'll get yr money after i tell ya this tale   
      
   +++   
      
   a minders job   
   in th fairground   
      
   could get fuckin interesting   
      
   +++   
      
   some of th reasons   
      
      
   why they didnt have th money   
      
   but did have a new speedboat   
      
      
   havint o back travel   
      
   to th last showground   
      
      
   twice   
      
      
   to bring all th gear   
      
   +++   
      
   th old timers   
      
   talkin about th young folk   
      
      
   and their fears   
      
   +++   
      
   we were   
      
   non partisan   
      
      
   th suppliers and   
      
   bankers   
      
   +++   
      
   when can ya pay me ?   
      
   +++   
   sade   
   'the sweetest taboo'   
   +++   
      
   i have to plead yr case   
      
   with a straight face   
      
      
   and he'll be   
   collecting from th   
      
   millionairres   
   i dont like gettin laughed at   
      
   +++   
      
   i gave em to th next show   
      
   i'll tell ya later   
      
      
      
   yes   
      
   i could definitely go a whiskey   
      
   +++   
      
      
   damn she had class   
      
   +++   
      
      
   swiped th horsie set   
      
   +++   
      
   from under his nose   
      
   +++   
      
   in kay's league   
      
   +++   
      
   she's run 20 vans   
      
   its in her blood   
      
   wot's she gunna do big fella   
      
   +++   
      
      
   we watched em   
   steal her bilnd   
      
   form th inside   
      
      
      
   he rppl   
      
   but she stiole that fast   
      
   off th top   
      
      
   she creamed   
      
   +++   
   beats international   
   'dub be good to me'   
   +++   
      
   then th other guy   
      
   bought it back   
      
   for half he wot sold it for   
      
   +++   
      
   we watche dal lof it   
      
      
   cause they were our   
      
   biggest customer   
      
      
   with huge smiles   
      
      
      
   th ppl will still come   
      
      
   we'll still have the food   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'track 7'   
   +++   
      
   all th other food suppliers   
      
      
   didnt have a back door   
      
      
   well   
      
   not as wide as ours   
      
   +++   
      
   th export coke scam   
      
   kept me busy   
      
      
      
   five yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   we were off   
   playin with th   
      
   wise guys   
      
   +++   
      
   gettin em motivated   
      
   to load yr truck was   
      
   soemtimes funny   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i can get in and out of   
   th indy racecar track   
   with a truck   
      
      
   withotu seein security   
      
   faster than u   
      
      
   put two pallets on my truck   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and stil   
      
      
   had time to   
      
   ask a guard   
      
   to grab th potato bag fo rme   
      
   off th ractrack fence   
      
      
   no explanations offered   
      
   +++   
   bob marley   
   'no woman no cry'   
   +++   
      
      
   ah the underworld   
      
   +++   
      
   he'd owned   
   th busniess   
      
   again   
   for eighteen months   
      
   befor eh figure out   
      
   i still ha da masterkey   
      
      
   that still fit evry lock   
      
      
   for all twenty vans and   
      
      
   evry container   
      
   +++   
      
   he told me to keep it   
      
   +++   
      
   lived in one of th trucks   
      
   +++   
      
   jsut sittin amongst a pile   
      
   of similar keys   
      
   +++   
      
   jane worked fo rya   
      
   for a coupel yrs   
      
      
   lived wi her   
      
   ten months   
      
      
   in holland park   
      
   dont ring pls   
      
      
      
   versace lady jane   
      
   leave it go   
      
   +++   
      
   if we'd had our heads together   
      
   we would agrabbed womble and   
      
   put that   
      
      
      
   entertainin partys together   
      
      
   that one we did was   
      
      
   fuckin funny   
      
   +++   
      
   i didnt do much   
      
   that;s wot th bitch is for   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
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