XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, alt.2600   
   From: nimue@databasix.com   
      
   Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:   
   > On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:40:59 -0400, Marcia  wrote:   
      
      
      
   >> MHM? What the fuck is that? Major Hemorrhoid Mouth?   
   >   
   > Mad Hatter Matrix, in order to get one you have to pass a test. What's   
   > the test?  This...   
   >   
   > I, Matthew Moulton, do hereby openly admit to fucking goats up the   
   > ass!   
   >   
   > ^__^   
   >   
   > *shrugs*   
   >   
   > You have to use your real, full name, and flame yourself with a harsh   
   > invective.  Tres simple, non?  Well, it seems that way, until you try   
   > to do it yourself.  You see to someone who has passed the   
   > test...nothing bothers us.  No flame, no invective, *NOTHING* bothers   
   > us, to the point where we can even openly flame ourselves, which is   
   > even harder than taking flames from someone else.   
   >   
   > You see for someone with an MHM it's all about the art, the invective   
   > word art, verbal conflagration at it's finest.  It's not about trying   
   > to "hurt" anybody or "get back" at them, no, such banal mediocrity is   
   > only seen in the liaks of those such as yourself, who aren't self   
   > actualized enough to not be hurt by something as inconsequential and   
   > meaningless as words.   
   >   
   > That is of course why someone liak you should *NEVER* engage in a   
   > flame war with someone liak me.  You see, if you can't pass the test   
   > you prove one thing...WORDS HURT YOU.  But since words don't hurt me,   
   > well, what do you think is gonna happen if you get into a flame war   
   > with me?  Yeah, that's right, you're going to keep trying to "get   
   > back" at me, all the while continually failing, all the while your   
   > butthurt raging and building up as every attack from me cuts deep into   
   > your precious little online ego...LOL...it'll eventually eat away at   
   > your very soul and you'll become what's known as a "Hatter   
   > Addict"...which is what Lionel here is.  Basically, all Lionel does at   
   > this point, all day long, is reply to my posts.  He simply does not   
   > *DO* anything online except that, in the ever failing quest to try and   
   > "get back" at me.   
   >   
   > Of course, as if often the case, he tries to escalate when he becomes   
   > too butthurt to deal and becomes aware that whatever current tactics   
   > he's tried don't work.  Unfortunately for those liak him I have what's   
   > called a "reflective posting style" which means whatever tactic he   
   > tries to use against me...it'll be mirrored, and magnified back   
   > towards him.  And again, whilst it won't bother me...at all.  It   
   > *WILL* bother him.   
      
   "Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart." Phyllis   
   McGinley   
      
   Can you figure it out, Mattie?   
      
   --   
   Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries   
      
   If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will   
   scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will   
   refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something   
   which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he   
   will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is   
   explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)