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   From: ramrod@truthonly.com   
      
   You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you   
   will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!   
      
      
   Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on   
   runway 9R."   
      
   Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's   
   runway 9R - Allah be Praised."   
      
   Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on   
   runway 9R."   
      
   Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway   
   9R. - Allah is Great."   
      
      
   Pause...   
      
      
   Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC -ATLANTA ATC"   
      
   Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."   
      
   Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN   
   OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."   
      
   Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now   
   and tell Allah "hey" for us."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)