On Sunday, November 11, 2001 4:29:52 AM UTC, Alice Higgins wrote:   
   > By Alice Higgins   
   > Professor of Wymyn's Studies, University of Toronto   
   >   
   > Rating: 0 Stars (out of five)   
   >   
   > When Walt Disney first started making films years ago, he betrayed his   
   > sexist ideals in his imagery. Donald Duck used to run around with his penis   
   > and testicles hanging free while Daisy Duck, his so called, Love Interest,   
   > was shielded in full clothing, much like a Muslim cloak. Apparently, in his   
   > dementia, he felt that male genetalia would be more pleasing to the eye than   
   > the organs that give birth. Later, he created Clarabelle Cow, virtually   
   > giving birth to the concept of referring to strong female role models as   
   > "cows", requiring only the respect afforded to bovines (notwithstanding her   
   > interracial marraige to Horace the Horse, a social statement admittendly   
   > before it's time).   
   >   
   > That same misogynistic idea is, sadly, alive and well in the new Disney   
   > animated release Monsters Inc.   
   >   
   > Once again, the men are afforded the luxury of running around naked with   
   > their disgusting cocks hanging out, obscured only by fur, while what few   
   > wymyn are represented are again fully clothed, hiding their feminine charms   
   > behind male-induced shielding.   
   >   
   > This film is A blatant example of phallic over-exuberance, where the main   
   > female character speaks only in monosyllabic gibberish The   
   > estrogen-challenged filmmakers try to explain this by saying she's only 2,   
   > further insulting us by insinuating that wymyn are infantile by nature. The   
   > only other two womyn in the movie are a fully clothed receptionist (of   
   > course) who is romantically involved with the most phallic character (more   
   > on that later) and at least one mannish yet believeable office clerk (voiced   
   > by a man, no less!)   
   >   
   > However, the most offensive character is Mike, voiced by Billy Crystal. Mike   
   > is nothing more than a pean to the male reproductive organs. Those wymyn   
   > reading this who have been unfortunate enough to be violated by the penis   
   > brigade have no doubt been subjected to proud nicknames for the penis. The   
   > most common is the description of the phallic member as the "One Eyed   
   > Monster." And what is Mike? A ONE EYED MONSTER. Obviously, Disney isn't   
   > happy unless they are just pushing penises in our faces!   
   >   
   > Avoid Monsters Inc, my feminine sisters! It's nothing but 90 minutes of   
   > dick. Shame on you, Disney! Shame indeed!   
      
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