Introducing "Monster in a Box ~ by Hunter Reon Barnes"   
   (do it yourself organogenesis kit)   
   ... ONLY $9,999.95 ... kit includes:   
   * plastic snapware box   
   * bottle of mass amino complex (does not include thymine or uricil)   
   * bottle of pure water   
   * bottle of thymine (isolated)   
   * bottle of uricil (isolated)   
   * small container of apple cider vinegar (for electricity if growing monster   
   without light)   
   **(package is 100% dna/rna/protein free)   
   ...simply mix everything together in the bucket dropping a few drips of   
   thymine and uricil in opposing corners of the box.   
   ** varience of organic life generated and ribosome specifics dependent upon   
   environmental condition.   
   ..and if anyone actually starts buying these..   
   Available Monster in a Box expansion packs (100% dna/rna/protien free):   
   * skeletal boost ~ $497.95   
   * brains w/beating hearts cerebro/nerve boost ~ $787.95   
   * protomuscular boost ~ $1,200   
   * riboxyimmuno boost ~ $400   
   ..and of course...   
   Available Monster in a Box cheat mods (contain trace dna/rna/protien):   
   * 1cc plantmonster mod #1 (bird piss formula) ~ $430   
   * 1cc plantmonster mod #2 (fish piss formula) ~ $40   
   * 3mg plantmonster mod #3 (wormpoo formula) ~ $60   
   * 300mg meatmonster mod #1 (slimjim formula) ~ $1,200   
   * 250mg meatmonster mod #2 (intellifreak formula) ~ $3,400   
   ** generating organic life that has to understand reality or think to any   
   extent may be illegal in some states *** , ..but there isn't a single   
   individual in those states actually complient.   
   **** Monster in a Box, Expansion Packs, and Cheat Mods are intended for   
   educational and entertainment purposes (non-industrial/commercial) only,   
   etc... all rights reserved.   
   ,,,, ^.,.^ ,,,,   
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   COMING SOON...   
   Rock Monster ~ by Hunter Reon Barnes   
   -- (do-it-yourself mineral life to precious metal kit)   
   While there are many grow your own crystal kits and such like so.. there is   
   nothing else quite like Rock Monster.   
   Rock Monster kit includes:   
   * a snapware box   
   * a bottle of liquid mineral formula   
   * a bottle of pure water   
   * a small bottle of either free-electrolyte or hydrogen peroxide   
   * either 1 or 2 packets of dry mineral formula   
   * easy instructions   
   Rock Monster's cost is the base price of $12,500   
   plus one of the following Rockmonster packs:   
   * copper ~ $350   
   * zinc ~ $400   
   * ni ~ $325   
   * tin ~ $425   
   * silver ~ $725   
   * silver oxide ~ $625   
   * gold ~ $3,000   
   * PGMs (platinum, paladium, osmium, irridium, rhodium, and ruthenium) ~ $7,500   
   * sparkle (silver, gold, and PGMs) ~ $6,250   
   * blinger (gold, PGMS, and water-soluable diamond) ~ $17,025   
   * richie coral (dazzling never before seen reef of natural corals, minerals,   
   and precious with a trace of plant and animal life inside) ~ $75,000   
   * randomic (a colorful mix of mineral, crystal, metal, and gem for a one of a   
   kind rock of art) $65,000   
   *** unlike Monster in a Box, Rock Monster is completely unedible and could be   
   fatal if swallowed,.. other than that it's pretty safe.   
   Lightseed ~ by Hunter Reon Barnes   
   Lightseed is a postmortal nihilincineration policy.   
   Travel at the speed of light as a beam of light in a beam of light to a galaxy   
   far far away, for the low price of ONLY $4,786.60 per person/pet. **   
   **Light actualy isn't a material, light is a relative bandwidth of velocity.   
   Light = The speed of Light.   
   The Lightspeed process:   
   * encasement of postmortal remaining in pure watersoluable diamond.   
   * positioning of lightspeed chamber in earth's shadow away from the sun   
   towards the outer rim in your choice of either @ 12 to 14 degrees   
   north/galactic~up or @ -12 to -14 degrees north/galactic~down.   
   * quick nihilincineration at well above 5,750 degrees färenheit.   
   * gravity eventually makes you a part of something else in a galaxy far far   
   away from this one.   
   * options for storage of your cubes at nominal fees to allow for group travel   
   or timed expeditions. ~ magizian at gmail   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)