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   Ernie to All   
   the taste of hemorrhoidal suppositories   
   02 Jun 11 18:18:50   
   
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   From: Ernietoo@webtv.net   
      
   You know what makes me sick?!?  You know what makes me so angry I could take   
   a maxi-pad, apply it with crazy glue and then slap it up my ass crack and   
   then scream like a zoo monkey in heat when I yanked it off?   
      
   Well, I'll tell you what makes me sick.   
      
   You know how when you are eating out some guy's anus and he doesn't tell you   
   that he has a suppository up there.  That's just gross.  Suppositories taste   
   horrible. Ernie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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