XPost: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy, alt.philosophy.taoism, alt.supp   
   rt.schizophrenia   
   From: ansaman@gmail.com   
      
   On 7/9/2021 3:40 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:   
   > And it is also our nature to be free and bounded only by abilities   
   > nature gave us.  Nature did not give us cities to live in and workaday   
   > jobs.  Humans did that to themselves.   
      
   Humans are part of nature. Yes, we have strayed   
   from our roots and some of us miss being caught in   
   the weather of all types, starvation and malnutrition,   
   disease and short life spans... BUT the landscape was   
   so pretty!!   
      
   Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs triumphs and you get all   
   the basics, but then you start to go soft on us and   
   yearn for the "good ol' days.   
      
   As my sig suggests, the Electric Nose Picker is   
   the maximum triumph of our technology and everything   
   is downhill after that... until we invent the   
   Combination Nuclear Shit and Piss Sucker!   
   No need to strain on some awful toilet! No need   
   to go looking for a place to piss... this   
   automatic machines senses when you have stool   
   and urine and automatically sucks it out of you   
   with the never needs a recharge tech of atoms!   
   After that, there will be a machine that will   
   tease the semen out of you in the most amusing way   
   and deliver it to the nearest ready cervix!   
   When the time comes, the baby is automatically   
   extracted and taken care of. We never have to   
   get up from in front of the television or   
   computer with a vast array machines seeing to   
   our every need!   
      
   --   
   **The AnsaMan**   
      
   In a recent self-evaluation:   
   "One of the greatest minds   
   produced since the invention   
   of the electric nose picker!"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)