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   Three guys are sitting on a bench outside   
   the Pearly Gates when St. Peter walks up.   
   St. Peter says to the first guy, "Whats your story?"   
   The first guy says, "I always had a problem with jealousy.   
   I lived with my wife on the third floor of my house.   
   I came home unexpected at lunch time and snuck up   
   the back stairs to see if I could catch my wife with her lover.   
   I smelled cigar smoke and looked out the front window,   
   but he was still on the front stairs. In a terrible fury and   
   with super human strength I went to the kitchen, dragged   
   the refrigerator to the front window and leaned it on the sill.   
   As he came out the front door I tipped it over and killed the   
   bastard of a wife stealing scum dead. I was convicted and got the chair."   
   St. Peter makes a few notes in his book and says to the second guy,   
   "Whats your story?"   
   The second guy says, " I was delivering the mail, and I had a had   
   a package for the lady on the third floor. I dropped it off and came   
   back down. When I stepped outside a refrigerator came falling   
   out of the clear blue sky and crushed me dead. A total mystery"   
   St. Peter makes a few more notes in his book and says to the third guy,   
   "Whats your story?"   
   The third guy says,   
   "I was sitting in a refrigerator, smoking a cigar, minding my own business...   
   And here I am..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)