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   11 Feb 23 15:16:21   
   
   From: slider@anashram.com   
      
   > I like that old soviet joke.   
   >   
   > Warden: We have instituted daily beatings to improve morale.   
   > Prisoner: When will the beatings stop?   
   > Warden: When morale improves.   
   >   
   > Sums up a lot of forms of insanity in a nutshell.   
      
   ### - a catch-22 scenario for sure haha :)))   
      
   if you're into jokes, however...   
      
   ...an old man now living in a retirement home, is discussing his past   
   relationships with a woman there and how he was married 3 times albeit   
   all three relationships ended in complete tragedy...   
      
   his first wife dying because they lived in the countryside and she   
   accidentally ate some of the local musgrooms which are deadly poisonous,   
   his second wife dying for exactly the same reason in that she too   
   accidentally ate the local mushrooms...   
      
   his third wife, however, apparently died from getting her head bashed in?   
      
   oh my goodness, said the person listening, what the hell happened to her!!!   
      
   well, you see, she just wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms??   
      
   :D :D :D   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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