From: allreadydun@gmail.com   
      
   On Sunday, March 19, 2023 at 2:19:59 AM UTC-7, slider wrote:   
   > > "People across the country will soon see “danger to life” alerts    
   > > popping up on their phone screens as part of a UK-wide national security    
   > > test.    
   > > Warning texts will be sent to millions of devices, setting off an    
   > > alarm, as the government puts its new emergency system to the test.    
   > > The new measure has been established to warn the public of potentially    
   > > life-threatening situations nearby, with the first round of tests set to    
   > > focus on flooding and other extreme weather events.    
   > > The sounding of an alarm will be accompanied by a set of details    
   > > outlining the emergency and advice on what to do and how to seek help."   
   > ### - re the above: have just discovered a leaked copy of a 'nuclear'    
   > related txt-alert people can maybe expect via this systerm should the    
   > worst ever happen, the nationwide test planned for 23rd april next, will    
   > aim to auto-alert up to 90% of all uk mobiles and be accompanied by a    
   > 10-second long wailing siren...    
   >    
   > for the upcoming test, only a simple explanatory test-message will be    
   > included    
   >    
   > any later 'nuclear' alert txt messages, however, will likely read as    
   > follows:    
   >    
   > Danger To Life Alert!    
   >    
   > There is danger of an immanent nuclear attack!    
   >    
   > Upon this First Warning:    
   > 1. Stay Clear of all Windows.    
   > 2. Keep Hands Free of Glass, Bottles, Cigarettes, Etc.    
   > 3. Stand Away From Tables and Furniture.    
   > 4. Loosen Necktie, Unbutton Coat And Any Other Restrictive Clothing.    
   > 5. Remove Glasses, Empty Pockets of all Sharp Objects such as Pens,    
   > Pencils, Etc.    
   > 6. Immediately Upon Seeing the Brilliant Flash of a Nuclear Explosion,    
   > Bend Over and Place Your Head Firmly Between Your Legs.    
   > 7. Then Kiss Your Arse Goodbye.    
   >    
   > (old 60's poster haha) ;)   
   https://www.facebook.com/reel/623448136209283/?s=unified_tofu   
   johnny boy had it.   almost sane.   something like almost famous.   
      
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