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   From: no-address_for_spammers@no-address.com   
      
   On 13 Nov 2004 21:50:36 -0800, demohassan@yahoo.com.mx (Demo Hassan)   
   wrote:   
      
   >"7signs" <7signs@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:...   
   >   
   >> I had a dream of a good psychotherapist, would you like his name?   
   >   
   >> "lisa rogers"  wrote in message   
   >> news:d1f5e6ec.0411131309.5f1d8b5f@posting.google.com...   
   >> > WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING TO CRASH TO STOCK MARKET IN NOVEMBER 2005!   
   >> > LISTEN UP PEOPLE, HERE IS THE LATEST FROM THE DREAMING...I HAVE BEEN   
   >> > DOING   
   >> > 'SPIRITWORK' AND THIS IS THE FUTURE - THE BEST WAY   
   >> > TO PREVENT THIS FUTURE IS FUCKING START PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR   
   >> > DREAMING!!!!   
   >[...]   
   >   
   >1.) I'm glad you bring this up at this most auspicious time,   
   >for I have a serious disclosure to make regarding what I   
   >believe to be a sacred communication from the Great Geometer:   
   >2.) I have discovered an unlikely method for discerning a   
   >profoundly transcendental communication from sentient forces   
   >from without: 3.) Noticing a peculiar glyph-like   
   >manifestation of my post-excreted turds, afloat in the   
   >standard white ceramic basin designed for catching said   
   >excreta, I have utilized a digital polaroid camera over a   
   >period of months to capture images in sequence and tabulated   
   >according to cosmological calendrics: 4.) Having then inputed   
   >all the photographic evidence into a supercomputer,   
   >cross-correlating & referencing the basin "glyphs" with all   
   >known arcane and ancient languages, it was soon discovered   
   >that a communication of other-worldy origins was clearly in   
   >evidence: 5.) The nature of this sacred communication cannot   
   >be disclosed at this time: 6.) However, a series of small   
   >booklets (at a reasonable price, to cover printing and   
   >shipping costs) will soon be made available to the   
   >serious student.   
      
   Now, THAT'S a classic. LOL.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)