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|    gondwanaland land report (1/2)    |
|    16 Nov 05 16:08:47    |
   
   XPost: alt.diamonds, alt.dk.helbred.handicap, alt.dreams   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   gondwanaland land report   
   +++   
      
      
   hi brothers and sisters   
      
   +++   
      
   way i figure it   
      
   we kicked th selfish pricks out about   
      
   ten thousand years ago   
      
   "i'm havin trouble with th translation"   
      
      
   give or take   
      
   "i say a thousand years either way"   
      
   dont be pedantic   
      
      
   +++   
   machine gun fellatio   
   'line of silver'   
   +++   
      
   th estimate   
   for how long th murri's (aboriginals)   
      
   have inhabited   
   gondwanaland(australia)   
      
      
   just keeps goin up   
   it's over fifty thousand   
      
      
   and climbing   
   and we got lots more to dig   
      
      
   but th books   
   say that humanity   
      
   came out of   
   africa   
      
   ?   
      
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'ya might be a redneck if"   
   +++   
   vanessa amorosi   
   'shine'   
   +++   
      
      
   we didnt overpopulate   
      
   300 000 of us   
      
   when th white man landed   
      
      
   although   
      
   he been kind to australia   
      
      
   22 odd million   
      
   is small by continent   
   standards   
      
      
      
   we live around th edge   
      
      
   bit like   
      
      
   when we had an inland sea   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   where are th critters   
      
   that were in that sea ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   the kangaroo   
      
   has th most efficient form of locomotion   
      
   had th most time to evolve   
      
   +++   
      
      
   they're funny swimmers   
   swim island to island   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   T090   
      
   right turn to snake - lyric   
   +++   
   ?   
   'CRUISELP'   
   +++   
   ?   
   'track 7'   
   +++   
      
   when yur quite finished   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin computer   
      
   +++   
      
   back to th action   
      
   +++   
      
      
   scuse i   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   ya know we fucked up   
   goft soft   
      
   wouldnt fuckin cull em   
   threw all th selfish fuckers off th island   
      
      
   ya can walk that way now   
   land bridge opened up   
      
   again   
   as th old black magic men said it would   
      
   +++   
   shaggy   
   'oh carolina'   
   +++   
      
   <<>>   
      
   +++   
      
      
   kuta man 11   
   said we'd get it in th neck   
      
   ghost ppl come back   
      
   opposite colour   
      
   x ray   
      
   +++   
      
      
   did your ppl listen ?   
      
   kuta man 29   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt tell anybody   
      
   normal visions of th future   
      
   you must gettem   
   yur a kuta man   
      
      
   <<< smiel >>>   
   kuta man 11   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "fuck off"   
   "have enough trouble with you ghosts"   
      
   +++   
      
   "its th oens that arent born yet"   
   "that bother me"   
      
   +++   
   will smith   
   'girls aint nothing but trouble'   
   +++   
      
   you gunna apologise to me daddy ?   
   "no jenny"   
      
   +++   
      
   mungrel   
      
   was i feirce ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "you wait til your born"   
   "before ya ride my unicycle again"   
      
   +++   
      
   ah cmon daddy   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i wanna take eunice the unique unicycle for a ride   
      
   "have ya found ya mother yet ?   
      
      
   +++   
      
   "she walked away laughing at me"   
      
   c'me here young lady   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   "how did she snatch th main memory trace jen ?"   
   fucked if i know   
   i thought she was locked out   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'bump bump bump'   
   +++   
      
      
      
   pretty goth girl got a mention   
   over a cuppa   
      
   lil jenny went   
   wheeeee   
      
      
   i dunno jenny   
   i cant sit with th girl   
      
   without suckin down drugs and constant alcohol   
   by th time   
      
   we get halfway into a decent conversation   
   i am fuckin trashed   
      
      
   tryin to stay   
      
   one step ahead of th wizard's   
      
   blue balls   
      
   savages testicles   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th best conversationalist   
      
   +++   
   moby   
   'porcelain'   
   +++   
      
   th wind is howling   
      
   and i'm whinging to th wind   
      
      
   this is one girl   
      
   i scream at my testicles for   
      
      
   if i dont sleep with er   
      
   she'll never meet   
      
      
   me   
      
      
   i wont talk to a woman   
   unless i'm stoned   
      
   on th internet or   
   live   
      
   if i have to   
   if i'm forced to   
      
   straight   
   and with th savages testicles   
      
   i grin and bear it but   
   inside it's killing me   
      
      
   pheremones   
      
   +++   
      
      
   its not only th land that talks to me   
      
   i still have th   
      
      
   stone age   
      
   body   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   "ok i'llfeed ya some mroe drugs"   
      
   "scus ei"   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   pj harvey   
   'i think i'm a mother'   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i got three ex girlfriends   
      
   would all go nuts   
      
      
   on th fullmoon   
      
   their bodies   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   thanks paulie was spinnin me out   
   "only had two days off jennifer"   
   th wind's changed direction paulie   
   where it comin from ?   
      
   "we had a change of wind today"   
      
   "its not comin from th bush now"   
      
      
      
   "blowin in off th sea and"   
   "over all th population"   
      
      
   dont need to stick my head out th window   
      
   my testicles have gone spare   
      
      
   there's   
   acouple hundrd thousand   
      
      
   women   
      
   in that direction   
      
      
      
   i live right on th edge   
      
   of th biggest city   
      
   +++   
   gorillaz   
   'feel good inc.'   
   +++   
      
   not right now   
   th wind's changed   
      
   +++   
      
      
   only had drugs since nine thirty   
      
   +++   
      
   went up three pain levels   
      
   in like   
      
      
   two hours   
   time of day   
      
   and   
   everyone comin home   
      
   from work   
   all out and about   
      
   th pheremones hit hardest   
      
   round ten at night   
      
      
   i cant sleep till about one   
      
   most nights   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   only hundreds in that direction   
      
      
   and same for that direction   
      
      
      
   i can go a coupel days   
   away form painkiller   
      
   gat away form accomodationa nd   
      
   +++   
   chris isaak   
   'baby did a bad bad thing'   
   +++   
      
      
   kuta grabs me occasionally   
      
   +++   
      
      
   kuta only talks to you stoned   
      
   +++   
      
   it's a stone age religion   
      
   +++   
   easy star all stars   
   'time'   
   +++   
      
   pink floyd's song time   
      
   done up nice   
      
   by a funky pot smokin band   
      
   +++   
      
   "keh"   
      
   +++   
      
   >>>smile>>>   
      
   is reggae time isnt it?   
      
   +++   
      
   do ya think   
   we could divided ouselves up better than   
      
   fat cunts and   
   skinny cunts   
      
   +++   
      
      
   man that is a cameltoe   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hi other kuta lady   
      
   she got a big mouth   
      
      
   <<>>   
      
   we gotim   
      
      
   +++   
   joni mitchell   
   'big yellow taxi'   
   +++   
      
      
   i think christopher skase was pretty sweet   
   wouldnt come back to face th music   
      
   so i sang at im   
   whiel womble played this song   
      
   on th corner there   
   in surfers paradise   
      
   +++   
      
      
   poor christopher skase   
   karked it   
      
   seven days later   
   and you worried   
      
   they gunna kill me womble ?   
   us sure you got that right ?   
      
   +++   
   laurie anderson   
   'walking and falling'   
   +++   
      
      
   i wanted you ,but i couldnt find you - lyric   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'm psychic womble   
      
   my own mad builder step father couldnt find me   
      
      
   to shoot me   
      
   after doing th old lady   
      
   and her boyfriend   
      
      
   and he knew me well   
      
      
   and i looked him in th eye   
      
   +++   
   machine gun felatio   
   'the mirrorball's starting to rock mk 2'   
   +++   
      
   if i'd gone for th gun on th table   
      
   i'd be dead today   
      
      
   still dead today   
      
   it was jammed   
      
      
   old man outside th window   
      
   not looking at me   
      
      
   wot's th scared kid going to do ?   
      
   at fifteen he jumped me   
   for punching his mother   
      
   he will come   
   to kill me   
      
   a trap   
      
      
      
      
   a smoking gun   
   and two dead bodies   
      
      
   life hangs in th balance   
      
      
      
   which way do you move ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i read too much dad   
   not falling for that one   
      
   too convenient   
   but are ya gunna come into th house   
      
   to chase me down   
   or cover it from th side   
      
   and uphill   
      
   +++   
   golden earring   
   'radar love'   
   +++   
      
      
   ya stupid old bastard   
      
   ya stood there beside me   
      
      
   watchin a distant cousin of my mother's   
      
   sing this song live on stage   
      
   +++   
      
      
   runs in th family   
      
   +++   
      
      
   elizabeth would ring me   
      
   whiel i was masturbating about er   
      
      
   "paulie"   
      
   idiot me   
      
   i'd pick up th phone   
      
      
   "paulei can y a wait"   
   "i can feel ya"   
   "i'm drippin on th floor"   
   "stop it"   
      
      
   <<>>   
      
      
   oh hi babe   
      
   how ya goin ?   
      
      
   +++   
      
   "<<>>"   
      
   +++   
      
   it was better than texting   
      
   +++   
      
   "i'll be there in half an hour paulie"   
   "i gotta ditch my husband"   
   "he's visiting"   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   'th fuckin land took us"   
      
   +++   
   tori amos   
   'cornflakegirl'   
   +++   
      
      
   "have ya finished screamin kuta ?"   
   i never talk loudly   
      
   +++   
      
   "ya stashed my son conveniently"   
   we had to paulie   
      
   +++   
      
   if his head pops up   
   i'll nail im   
      
   i dont liek gettin sore nuts   
   a month before th london bombings   
      
   i cant afford th drugs   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll switch th black tracker on   
      
   me and kuta have a litle chat and a conflab   
      
   while we're straight   
      
   and do th   
      
   ancient ceremonies   
      
      
   that's   
      
   secret men's business   
      
      
      
   +++   
   marianne faithfull   
      
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