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   the land surfer to Jethro Bodean   
   Re: THE KING OF ISRAEL HAS RETURNED! (--   
   28 Dec 05 03:29:22   
   
   XPost: alt.dreams, alt.dreams.castaneda, alt.dreams.edgar-cayce   
   XPost: alt.dreams.lucid, alt.buddha.short.fat.guy   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   Jethro Bodean  wrote in   
   news:1h6sj1pe3dtpcjeeuu9u917ra2pheo2bl5@4ax.com:   
      
   >   
   > "Eldon Leighton Donovan"  wrote:   
   >   
   >>"Lion Of Judah"   
   >>> The number of Solomon is 666 talents.   
   >>>   
   >>> Jesus the Christ is the fulfilment of the book of Pslams.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>The book of Pslams, you say?   
   >   
   > A reference to the current menu at Dennys.   
   >   
   > When the price of the Grand Pslam goes up,   
   > he shall return.  Just read Revelations, man.  It's all in there...   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >>Well, that says it all right there, doesn't it?   
   >   
   > Almost.   
   >   
   >   
   > -Jeremy   
   >   
   >   
      
   Subject: the witchdoctors diary-page umm-who cares   
   Newsgroups: bigpond   
   news:alt.fan.heinlein,alt.tv.charmed,alt.fan.harry-   
   potter,alt.traditional.witchcraft,alt.witchcraft,01alt.folklore.urban   
   Followup-To: alt.fan.heinlein   
      
   the witchdoctors diary-page umm-who cares   
   +++   
      
   just turnin th music on   
      
   +++   
   chris isaak   
   'baby did a bad bad thing'   
   +++   
      
      
   speakin of isaac   
      
   zak painted my face up for   
      
   kuta lady's twenty first birthday party   
   yesterday   
      
   thank you man   
      
   was gorgeous   
      
   +++   
      
   real cheap paint   
   plastic   
      
   three colour   
   and   
      
      
   he did a beautiful jesters face   
      
   then th girls stuck my fro up   
      
   into   
      
      
   five   
      
      
   clumps of hair like listers   
      
   and i   
      
      
      
   put a couple empty drug baggies   
      
   hangin off one of em   
      
      
      
   skull and cross bones   
      
   pirate pants   
      
   with   
      
   clown pants over th top   
      
      
   th skulls show thru th hpoles   
      
      
   its dr death in me   
      
      
      
   rainbow coloured   
      
   toe socks   
      
      
   red clown shoes   
      
      
   no bells   
      
      
   and a black vest   
      
      
   was so girlie   
      
   jenyy in me   
   was definitely playin   
      
      
      
   at a   
      
      
   footy club of all things   
      
      
   are you mad kuta lady ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   they killed th tab   
      
   hang on   
      
   +++   
   travis   
   'why does it always rain on me'   
   +++   
      
   caught four of us   
      
   in th disabled toilets   
      
   smokin drugs   
      
      
   i dunno   
      
   i rolled in th footy cub when i entered   
      
   on  my wheelchair   
      
   its just got th one wheel   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck we laughed   
      
   +++   
   tenacious d   
   'inward singin'   
   +++   
      
      
   ok   
   i'm writin up my diary   
      
   been a month or so   
      
      
   almost forgotten how to do it   
      
   +++   
      
   hi i'm jennifer   
   "and i'm paulie"   
      
   +++   
      
   BLACK   
   "ok"   
      
   +++   
      
   little brother put twenty punches in my head   
      
   th other week   
      
   +++   
      
   so my other half is   
      
   BLACK   
      
   "i said ok"   
      
   +++   
      
   its an earlier personality   
      
   th identity died when th cunts got   
      
   politically correct   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   "and you married that female bouncer"   
      
      
   +++   
   the black eyed peas   
   'hands up'   
   +++   
      
      
   i was her wife   
      
   +++   
      
   "weird"   
      
   i was gunna have a sexchange   
      
   "that why you tweaked th lesbians nipple th other night? "   
      
      
   you clock her old mans reaction when i told him about it ?   
      
      
   "yeah"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   ummm   
      
      
      
   i knocked on th door   
      
      
   of my son's grandfathers house   
      
      
   under a mad sky   
      
      
   huge storm   
      
      
      
      
   and this bitch   
   got speared by a tree   
   in th sternum   
      
      
   dead of course   
      
      
   while i was talkin to im   
      
      
      
   but my brother and   
      
   my uncle   
      
   still wont go chat to th cunt   
      
   about my sons testicles   
      
      
      
   i run out of drugs today   
      
   and smokes   
      
      
      
      
   jennifer bugs out   
      
      
      
   BLACK   
      
      
   comes back to life   
      
      
      
   only got bread and water   
      
   gunna bee interesting   
      
   "yur a bitch jenny"   
      
      
   yep   
      
   "good girl"   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'polly'   
   +++   
      
      
   oh   
      
      
   this woman in   
   the gap   
      
   was found dead in her   
   car   
      
   been there five days they say   
      
   they think natural   
      
   causes   
      
      
      
   the gap is th volcano of kuta of course   
      
      
   and i'm the   
      
   lethal kadaitcha man of kuta   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
   The lethal kadaitcha man of kuta sends xmas greetings.   
   love ya HARD   
   BLACK   
      
   -   
      
      
   sms message i sent to my friends and family for chrissie   
      
      
   xmas   
      
      
   sorry   
      
      
      
      
   most   
      
      
   99%   
      
      
      
      
   replied with   
      
      
   merry xmas paulie   
      
   +++   
      
      
   anyone who didnt   
      
   i'm still following up   
      
   +++   
   preset studio keepers   
   'come together'(hallen)   
   +++   
      
      
   time for some drugs   
      
      
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   so i cant feel my savages testicles dickhead   
      
      
   i got a curse   
      
   i'm a real wizard   
      
      
   blue balls every day   
      
   least when i'm not stoned as a cunt   
      
      
   or ridin my unicycle more than twenty minutes   
      
   comfortably numb   
      
   "just smoke some fuckin drugs"   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   scuse i   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   "more gooder"   
   "yur gunna bee a cunt to deal with in three or four days time"   
      
   i'm purging   
   "i know"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "sometimes i wish i controlled you"   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   jenny moved out a couple of weeks before xmas   
      
      
   her car broke down outside barbie girls place   
      
      
      
   usually breaks down nt h driveway   
   i'm a lazy fuck wizard   
      
   like to bee close to th coffee pot   
      
   +++   
   easy star all stars   
   'money extended'   
   +++   
      
   sorry kuta   
   we're down to under twenty bucks   
      
      
   this net access cost us   
   20   
      
      
   i not tell em   
      
   what cums   
      
      
   january 23 or 24   
      
   or investigate it   
      
      
   +++   
      
   warnin ppl   
   of danger   
   doesnt make em listen to it   
      
   fuckem   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i sent a message to mik finally   
      
      
      
   told im he could have his dr death cape back   
      
      
      
   i pointed th bone of death at dr death and   
      
      
   dr azahari bit th bullet   
   twelve days later   
      
      
   safe for you now man   
      
      
      
   he replied umm   
      
      
      
   nah you keep it   
      
      
      
      
   won that fuckin argument   
      
   +++   
      
   got two hundred thousand deaths on my conscience   
      
      
   strongest kadaitcha man   
   my ppl ever produced   
      
      
   i'm wakin around oz currently   
      
   bare shirt   
      
      
   with   
      
   BLACK   
      
      
      
   written up my side in   
      
      
   blue ink   
      
      
   i change it every day but   
      
      
   always   
      
      
      
   out there   
      
      
      
      
   and reverted to   
      
   dirty blue jeans   
      
   originals   
      
      
      
   my cunt attitude   
      
      
      
   i am a  woman   
      
      
   i've got a cunt in me   
      
   +++   
      
   he stopped th tab at th bar   
      
      
   for his daughters twnety first birthday party   
      
   i still fornted   
      
   paid for mdrink   
      
      
   and th biggest cunt in th room   
      
      
      
   made a point of   
      
      
   fuckin bullhsit   
      
      
      
   said hi to me and   
      
      
      
      
   gave me respect   
      
      
      
   i got big nuts   
      
      
   standin there girlie   
   in a football club   
      
      
   run by th guy next door   
      
      
      
   but um   
      
      
   did make his son and him   
      
      
   wear a few   
      
      
   when i was swannina roudnd th yard ion a sarong   
      
   and they callin me gay   
      
   i was   
      
   dirty dancin down th coast   
      
      
   edge of th island   
      
      
   with five chicks   
      
   me in facepaint   
      
      
   and fuckin two   
      
   +++   
   kevin bloody wilson   
   'stack the fridge'   
   +++   
      
      
   chick at th bar   
   with sweet tattoo   
      
      
   got a piccie of me outside   
   hey i'm th jester   
      
   kuta lady asked me   
      
   cum as th jester   
      
      
   medieval theme party   
      
      
      
   then this chick   
      
      
   can i get another photo of ya inside   
      
   th light too bright   
      
      
      
      
   ok   
      
      
      
      
   and i did   
      
      
      
   least she asked   
      
      
      
   and give me a wicked grin   
      
      
   <<< smile >>>   
      
   +++   
      
   three hair ties in each   
   clump of dave lister fro   
      
   and a couple of drug baggies   
      
      
   oh i'm just   
      
   tryin to get em filled   
      
   +++   
      
   no i never saw that movie   
      
   condoms ?   
      
      
   white boys condoms   
      
   no use to me   
      
   +++   
   simon and garfunkel   
   'cecilia'   
   +++   
      
   no-one saw th baggies till   
   i mentiopned em at th bar to one of my brothers   
      
      
      
   walked round th corner and   
      
   lil sis   
      
      
      
   big grin   
      
   what th fuck are they jenny ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i travelled to wombles before xmas   
   for xmas drinbks   
      
   and to get wet   
   singin with im   
      
   came home at dawn   
      
   had a problemw ith th car   
      
   more later   
      
      
   wouldnt drive up hills in daylight   
      
      
      
   and got nabbed by th pigs in an rbt   
      
      
   way over   
      
      
      
   they decided to park me   
      
      
      
   and retest me in half an hour   
      
      
   and forgot all about me   
      
      
   do re mi   
   'idiot grin'   
      
      
      
   fuckhead coppers   
      
      
   i get oiut th car   
      
      
   orignals jeans   
      
   wizard alien skull int h bakc window   
      
      
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