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   Richard Silk to All   
   2021-02-28 Sunday:   
   28 Feb 21 09:13:16   
   
   From: dicksilk@gmail.com   
      
   Funniest dream I've had in some time, although the dreamer was perhaps a bit   
   more curious than anything else— the dreamer was "outside," seeing animals   
   coming as if headed "in" for the evening, or possibly from an approaching   
   storm (wasn't too clear    
   there) when one of the critters to arrive was a rather "hurried" looking hen,   
   of the size that would make for a good fryer!  (at LEAST 6"–8" across the   
   top, back width of the wings from side to side.)  As the hen hopped down into   
   an area resembling a    
   crawl space to get beneath a home, the hen began to let out a fart.  Not   
   *just* a fart, but a continuous stream of gas!  It went on for a good 10-15   
   seconds *in* dream time!  The dreamer kept wondering, like, "When will this   
   hen stop farting?"  (Again,    
   it wasn't a series of *fart, fart, fart* but rather a *continuous* stream of   
   *faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*) :-)  By the time the hen   
   had finally *stopped* farting (*the* fart) it had reduced in size much like a   
   deflated balloon,    
   until it was only about 3" across (considerably, relatively smaller!)  The   
   dreamer seemed to think along the lines of, "Well, that seems only natural—   
   I wonder how it came to be so inflated?"  Clarity 8- due to the relative   
   impossibility of the    
   scenario.   
      
   Dream of double-wide mobile home being set up in something like a church   
   parking lot with a flowing creek out the left-ahead angle view, and a sand   
   desert out the right.  There was some discussion regarding the signing of a   
   $10,000 (low interest) loan,    
   but the dreamer had lost a job the day before, and was having 2nd thoughts on   
   the moral legitimacy of signing for it, eventually declining the process.    
   There was another segment involving an offer from a neighbor who would "rent"   
   a room (apparently, the    
   double-wide was nearly "luxurious", possibly a 32' wide model with a hallway   
   down the center, providing rooms to both sides) in exchange for the dreamer   
   (buyer / owner) using hookups to the neighbor's water & sewer.  The dreamer   
   was pondering that, when    
   there came the issue of possible flooding.  It seemed as if the model had been   
   set down "flat" in that parking lot, as if directly upon the ground, which is   
   something that does NOT happen in the mobile home industry.  The dreamer was   
   working on finding    
   someone from the seller's side in order to negotiate adding some "block" (at   
   least 1 layer of concrete cinder blocks) beneath the home (considered part of   
   the "set up" in real life) under the house, because it seemed rather obvious   
   that it wouldn't need    
   much at all for the creek to flow up into that parking lot and flood the   
   floors (particle board flooring, carpet, walls, etc.) when the dream ended.    
   Clarity 8-9.   
      
   I'm certain there were other dreams from last night, but again, my days are   
   getting busier to the point I have less time for all this journaling.  For   
   instance, there was something involving (likely) cats, but that's largely   
   evaporated.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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