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|    Richard Silk to All    |
|    2021-02-28 Sunday:    |
|    28 Feb 21 09:13:16    |
      From: dicksilk@gmail.com              Funniest dream I've had in some time, although the dreamer was perhaps a bit       more curious than anything else— the dreamer was "outside," seeing animals       coming as if headed "in" for the evening, or possibly from an approaching       storm (wasn't too clear        there) when one of the critters to arrive was a rather "hurried" looking hen,       of the size that would make for a good fryer! (at LEAST 6"–8" across the       top, back width of the wings from side to side.) As the hen hopped down into       an area resembling a        crawl space to get beneath a home, the hen began to let out a fart. Not       *just* a fart, but a continuous stream of gas! It went on for a good 10-15       seconds *in* dream time! The dreamer kept wondering, like, "When will this       hen stop farting?" (Again,        it wasn't a series of *fart, fart, fart* but rather a *continuous* stream of       *faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*) :-) By the time the hen       had finally *stopped* farting (*the* fart) it had reduced in size much like a       deflated balloon,        until it was only about 3" across (considerably, relatively smaller!) The       dreamer seemed to think along the lines of, "Well, that seems only natural—       I wonder how it came to be so inflated?" Clarity 8- due to the relative       impossibility of the        scenario.              Dream of double-wide mobile home being set up in something like a church       parking lot with a flowing creek out the left-ahead angle view, and a sand       desert out the right. There was some discussion regarding the signing of a       $10,000 (low interest) loan,        but the dreamer had lost a job the day before, and was having 2nd thoughts on       the moral legitimacy of signing for it, eventually declining the process.        There was another segment involving an offer from a neighbor who would "rent"       a room (apparently, the        double-wide was nearly "luxurious", possibly a 32' wide model with a hallway       down the center, providing rooms to both sides) in exchange for the dreamer       (buyer / owner) using hookups to the neighbor's water & sewer. The dreamer       was pondering that, when        there came the issue of possible flooding. It seemed as if the model had been       set down "flat" in that parking lot, as if directly upon the ground, which is       something that does NOT happen in the mobile home industry. The dreamer was       working on finding        someone from the seller's side in order to negotiate adding some "block" (at       least 1 layer of concrete cinder blocks) beneath the home (considered part of       the "set up" in real life) under the house, because it seemed rather obvious       that it wouldn't need        much at all for the creek to flow up into that parking lot and flood the       floors (particle board flooring, carpet, walls, etc.) when the dream ended.        Clarity 8-9.              I'm certain there were other dreams from last night, but again, my days are       getting busier to the point I have less time for all this journaling. For       instance, there was something involving (likely) cats, but that's largely       evaporated.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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