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|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    11 Aug 21 18:22:30    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part C - Daryl Kabatoff       August 11th 2021 12:59 am 88,555 words                     “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud       organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden speaking       without preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian       genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler       speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                      All fertility cults are worthy of being mocked, and allowing this mockery       to continue is vital to maintaining a free and democratic society. Doukhobors       faced brutal persecution in Russia then came to Canada and faced additional       persecution here.        Doukhobors in Canada had their land repeatedly confiscated, Doukhobor families       had their children removed and locked up. The Doukhobors did not see value in       the phallic-capped churches nor in the fish-head-hatted priests who claimed to       be sole authority        in interpreting Scripture. Catholics pray to Mary and claim their pope to be       God on earth, over the centuries defenders of the Catholic faith killed       hundreds of millions of people who did not abide in their teachings, they are       teachings worthy of        laughter. Many Doukhobors avoided persecution in Canada by Anglicizing their       names and adopting Catholic fertility rites, so instead of just violating       God’s 4th Commandment, the Doukhobors adopted additional Catholic fertility       rites that are in        opposition to God’s first three Commandments as well, it is worthy of       laughter. The Doukhobors especially liked the Ukrainian Catholic tradition of       turning chicken eggs into decorated idols and many Doukhobors married into the       apostate Ukrainian-       Catholic families and began decorating their houses with these pagan symbols       of fertility as well. Some Doukhobor children grew up, took Catholic spouses       and learned how to pray to Mary and bow to decorated idols. Others married       into Seventh-day        Adventist families, although they did not pray to Mary, they still united with       the Catholics and turned trees into decorated idols. Not just the Doukhobors,       but Russians in general faced racism since their arrival to Canada, that is       until they Anglicized        their names and joined in to the spirit of “Christmas” (not His mass, it       is the use of God’s name in vain).                Doukhobors faced persecution in Russia as their beliefs were opposed to the       smoke and glitter of the mainstream church, then faced persecution in Canada       due to being Doukhobor (with the loss of much land), then faced ongoing racism       because of their        Russian ancestry (eastern Europeans are looked down upon by the western       Europeans). Now the Doukhobors are no longer persecuted in Canada because they       join in the Catholic traditions and lavishly decorate their blinkin’ trees.               Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and       that these shit-stained panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith       Number 2442). Mohammad heard Aisha’s shit-stained panties talking, so he       removed them and wore        them himself, then while wearing these shit-stained panties, the panties       started to dictate the Koran. Mohammad then removed Aisha’s talking       shit-stained panties and tried on the panties belonging to other little girls       as well, but these other panties        did not talk. So Mohammad put Aisha’s talking shit-stained panties back on       and Aisha’s shit-stained panties resumed dictating the Koran (Sahih       Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of       laughter. The Moslems abide by the        teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties and will kill anybody who refuses       to join with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that God’s       prophets in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is a huge pile of       blasphemous crap - God’       s prophets are united in defense of His Commandments while the Koran (dictated       by Aisha’s shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and       furthermore commands their followers to kill or enslave those people who       embrace God’s Commandments. All        the Islamic beliefs are worthy of laughter.               The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via       orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the       architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs       claim to be better than        the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in       gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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