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|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    04 Oct 22 07:27:10    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff       October 4th 2022 8:00 am 141,309 words (159 pages)              “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer               “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian       genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler       speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                      There should be classes taught on the subject in primary schools, high       schools and universities, as the kids should be encouraged to think on the       serious subject of the origin of the Koran. If I were mayor of Saskatoon, I       would warn the parents to        watch over their daughter’s panties and make sure that the panties are not       talking, and if the panties do start talking, to report the incident to any       appropriate authorities. Likely you will soon have a Brahmin Hindu       psychiatrist telling you that you        think too much about talking panties, so it might be wise to first wash the       panties and see if they continue talking after they come out of the dryer. I       advise the citizens of the City of Saskatoon to not hang talking panties on       any clothes lines, but to        dry them in dryers instead, lest the talking panties say anything to bother       the neighbors. Heaven forbid, children’s panties hanging out together       outside on clothes lines could break out into song, I think that such a       situation would be rather        intolerable if they sang crappy songs, and more so if they sang crappy songs       throughout the night. I don’t think we need a new bylaw to prevent       children’s panties from singing at night as the existing noise bylaw should       have this covered.        Nevertheless the issue is sure to be divisive as religion always is, some       Saskatoonians are sure to only hang their talking panties out on Saturday,       others will choose Sunday or some other day, some will whirl their       children’s panties clockwise, others        in a counterclockwise direction. My hope is that people would wash their       daughter’s shit-stained panties before hanging them outside on a clothes       line for all to see (and hear, and smell), as this way they were less likely       to utter any crap. I should        go on about the shit-stained panties because Scripture advises us to beware of       lying spirits, like Santa Clause, manifestations of Mary, the Easter Bunny and       such. Anyway, a thousand years after Aisha’s shit-stained panties dictated       the Koran, people        in England were sticking their arses out of upper story windows and crapping       upon people passing by on the streets below. Incredible story, I couldn’t       make it up if I tried.               The Catholic media censors Scriptural references to cannibalism, censors       acts of pedophilia by their Catholic priests, encourages homosexuality and       witchcraft, defends the Protestant churches because the Catholic Church owns       them, and endlessly wars        against God’s First Three Commandments by getting you to engage in a pagan       winter festival. Then there is the issue of the Catholic Church using their       media to get the “Christians” in America to vote for “Obama”, an       Indonesian Islamist. Even        after Obama funded the extermination of Christians from the middle-east, the       Catholic media continues to heap praises upon him. “Obama” (a homosexual       Indonesian Islamist) stood with his wife “Michelle” (Mike wears size 12       men’s shoes and played        football in college), and stood with two borrowed daughters, together the       group posed with a tree turned into a decorated idol. The Christians and the       pagans together voted for “Obama” because they liked his blinkin’ trees.       Not just Americans but        the whole world loved “Obama” (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) when they       saw photos of him posing with muscular Mike and the blinkin’ trees.       “Obama” (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) funded the slaughter of       Christians in the middle-east, yet        is loved by Christians because he poses with the blinkin’ trees, they are       decorated idols.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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