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|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    28 Aug 23 15:48:57    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff       August 28th 2023 4:37 pm 220,637 words (259 pages)                        “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                      Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and       that these panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number 2442).       Mohammad heard Aisha’s panties talking, so he removed them and wore them       himself, then while        wearing these panties, the panties started to dictate the Koran. Mohammad then       removed Aisha’s talking panties and tried on the panties belonging to other       little girls as well, but these other panties did not talk. So Mohammad put       Aisha’s talking        panties back on and Aisha’s panties resumed dictating the Koran (Sahih       Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of       laughter. The Moslems abide by the teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties       and will kill anybody who        refuses to join with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that       God’s prophets in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is a huge pile       of blasphemous crap - God’s prophets are united in defense of His       Commandments while the Koran (       dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and       furthermore commands their followers to kill or enslave those people who       embrace God’s Commandments. All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of laughter.               The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via       orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the       architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs       claim to be better than        the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in       gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.               The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them       honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that       are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day       Adventist churches        are capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of penises), and       their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for a tombstone.       Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into decorated idols       with cheap ribbons        rather than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the Adventists       annually turn their churches and homes into pagan temples glorifying evergreen       trees, those Adventists who don’t are silent about those that do, and then       they continue to tithe to        this filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who face ongoing       psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions. They proudly       pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated evergreen tree       Catholic idols. The        Seventh-day Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to       be judged harshly.               The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant church       but they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of God’s 4th       Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million people for       refusing to honor Sunday        as the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s Sabbath       to Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor an       adequate number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t       help them much. By honoring        the Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.               But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians       are members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough       to import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free       houses, even when they        want to enslave us and cut our heads off. The Canadians annually turned their       homes and entire cities in blinkin’ fertility tree temples and then imported       members of alternative fertility cults. Many of these fertility cults operate       by enslaving women        and forcing them to become baby factories who then pump out new little Hindu,       Islamic and Sikh soldiers. Canadians elected an Islamic prime minister who       then proceeded to flood Canada with Islamists, and during elections the       politicians all try to get        votes from the members of these foreign fertility cults. Canadians spend       millions of dollars having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms       of their pagan traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes,       churches, stores and        entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow money from       their children to build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut       people up who don’t abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate       the money back to large        Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for each wife, to       these largest families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and       other resources. And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year       just so you may have a        tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always assuring       yourselves that needlessly killing the trees and importing Islamists, Hindus       and Sikhs are acceptable sacrifices to God. Nobody cares that Scripture       repeatedly condemns turning        trees into decorated idols, all are certain that God accepts your pagan       sacrifices. It is not just worthy of laughter, the situation is absolutely       hilarious!!!                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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