XPost: rec.arts.drwho   
   From: doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca   
      
   In article <109pb24$10qus$2@dont-email.me>,   
   Daniel70   wrote:   
   >On 1/08/2025 10:51 pm, The Doctor wrote:   
   >> In article ,   
   >> The Bluffing Bard  wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> DAVE'S STATS: A POEM,   
   >>>   
   >>> In the world of wires, where bits and bytes flow,   
   >>> There’s a man we all know, and his fame starts to grow   
   >>> Dave, The Doctor, with wisdom to share,   
   >>> A digital sage, with stats laid bare.   
   >>>   
   >>> Each month without fail, at the stroke of the hour,   
   >>> He posts his new stats, a true geeky power.   
   >>> On Usenet they gather, and the group's readers fear,   
   >>> For The Doctor's stat posts are always quite near.   
   >>>   
   >>> “Here’s the data,” Yads says with a grin,   
   >>> “Just some numbers to track, let the trends begin!”   
   >>> Lines of code, stat tables so neat,   
   >>> A monthly routine no one could beat.   
   >>>   
   >>> The bickering, the trolling, the occasional flame,   
   >>> Yet when Dave posts his stats, it’s always the same   
   >>> A hush falls upon the eager crowd,   
   >>> For in his data, posting truths are found.   
   >>>   
   >>> But oh, how The Doctor’s touch is quite deft,   
   >>> For certain people, those stats aren’t left.   
   >>> “Some data's too spicy,” he’ll calmly declare,   
   >>> A number or name gets erased from the air.   
   >>>   
   >>> “Censored,” we’ll say, with a nod and a wink,   
   >>> Dave's stats have secrets hidden within.   
   >>> A filter, a snip, then the rest will proceed,   
   >>> His stats are now clean, edited to suit his need.   
   >>>   
   >>> The frequency of messages, the bandwidth they crave,   
   >>> How much space is left on the server to save?   
   >>> The average posts per user, the peaks and the lows,   
   >>> Dave charts the threads where the digital wind blows.   
   >>>   
   >>> He’s not a hero, no cape or a crown,   
   >>> But his stat posts, always break new ground.   
   >>> For in a world of spam and debates full of strife,   
   >>> Dave’s monthly stats bring the order to life.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> --   
   >>> (C) Bluffing Bard Publishing 2025   
   >>   
   >> Then again bard you can try going to prose around here   
   >> and write a DW fanfic.   
   >>   
   >Maybe YOU, Binky, could follow your own advice!!   
               ^^^^^<-Paedophile talker noted   
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   >Daniel70   
      
      
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