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   From: doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca   
      
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   The Bluffing Bard  wrote:   
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   >DAVE'S STATS: A POEM,   
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   >In the world of wires, where bits and bytes flow,   
   >There’s a man we all know, and his fame starts to grow   
   >Dave, The Doctor, with wisdom to share,   
   >A digital sage, with stats laid bare.   
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   >Each month without fail, at the stroke of the hour,   
   >He posts his new stats, a true geeky power.   
   >On Usenet they gather, and the group's readers fear,   
   >For The Doctor's stat posts are always quite near.   
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   >“Here’s the data,” Yads says with a grin,   
   >“Just some numbers to track, let the trends begin!”   
   >Lines of code, stat tables so neat,   
   >A monthly routine no one could beat.   
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   >The bickering, the trolling, the occasional flame,   
   >Yet when Dave posts his stats, it’s always the same   
   >A hush falls upon the eager crowd,   
   >For in his data, posting truths are found.   
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   >But oh, how The Doctor’s touch is quite deft,   
   >For certain people, those stats aren’t left.   
   >“Some data's too spicy,” he’ll calmly declare,   
   >A number or name gets erased from the air.   
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   >“Censored,” we’ll say, with a nod and a wink,   
   >Dave's stats have secrets hidden within.   
   >A filter, a snip, then the rest will proceed,   
   >His stats are now clean, edited to suit his need.   
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   >The frequency of messages, the bandwidth they crave,   
   >How much space is left on the server to save?   
   >The average posts per user, the peaks and the lows,   
   >Dave charts the threads where the digital wind blows.   
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   >He’s not a hero, no cape or a crown,   
   >But his stat posts, always break new ground.   
   >For in a world of spam and debates full of strife,   
   >Dave’s monthly stats bring the order to life.   
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   and write a DW fanfic.   
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