XPost: rec.arts.drwho   
   From: agamemnon@hello.to.NO_SPAM   
      
   On 01/08/2025 11:05, The Bluffing Bard wrote:   
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   > DAVE'S STATS: A POEM,   
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   > In the world of wires, where bits and bytes flow,   
   > There’s a man we all know, and his fame starts to grow   
   > Dave, The Doctor, with wisdom to share,   
   > A digital sage, with stats laid bare.   
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   > Each month without fail, at the stroke of the hour,   
   > He posts his new stats, a true geeky power.   
   > On Usenet they gather, and the group's readers fear,   
   > For The Doctor's stat posts are always quite near.   
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   > “Here’s the data,” Yads says with a grin,   
   > “Just some numbers to track, let the trends begin!”   
   > Lines of code, stat tables so neat,   
   > A monthly routine no one could beat.   
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   > The bickering, the trolling, the occasional flame,   
   > Yet when Dave posts his stats, it’s always the same   
   > A hush falls upon the eager crowd,   
   > For in his data, posting truths are found.   
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   > But oh, how The Doctor’s touch is quite deft,   
   > For certain people, those stats aren’t left.   
   > “Some data's too spicy,” he’ll calmly declare,   
   > A number or name gets erased from the air.   
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   > “Censored,” we’ll say, with a nod and a wink,   
   > Dave's stats have secrets hidden within.   
   > A filter, a snip, then the rest will proceed,   
   > His stats are now clean, edited to suit his need.   
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   > The frequency of messages, the bandwidth they crave,   
   > How much space is left on the server to save?   
   > The average posts per user, the peaks and the lows,   
   > Dave charts the threads where the digital wind blows.   
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   > He’s not a hero, no cape or a crown,   
   > But his stat posts, always break new ground.   
   > For in a world of spam and debates full of strife,   
   > Dave’s monthly stats bring the order to life.   
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   This poem once again proving AIs superiority at creative writing than   
   modern humans, especially Chibnall, Davies, and Moffat and their   
   degenerate woke writers room fully of soap opera hacks. They'd all do   
   better to fill it with unwoke AI.   
      
   --   
   The True Doctor https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCngrZwoS0n21IRcXpKO79Lw   
      
   "To be woke is to be uninformed which is exactly the opposite of what it   
   stands for." --William Shatner   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)