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   From: rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com   
      
   "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   news:op.z1dth8khwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   > On Mon, 06 May 2019 02:27:41 +0100, Rod Speed    
   > wrote:   
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   >> "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   >> news:op.z1cbt3ciwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >>> On Mon, 06 May 2019 00:12:30 +0100, Rod Speed    
   >>> wrote:   
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   >>>> "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   >>>> news:op.z1b0yee5wdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >>>>> On Sun, 05 May 2019 18:54:50 +0100, Rod Speed   
   >>>>>    
   >>>>> wrote:   
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   >>>>>> "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   >>>>>> news:op.z1buntpewdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >>>>>>> On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:16:40 +0100, Rod Speed   
   >>>>>>>    
   >>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Don't believe that   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Its not that black and white, most obviously with the   
   >>>>>> fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> I see nothing wrong with that,   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Yes, you actually are that stupid.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> they're preventing someone from treading in it.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> But now you can walk right into the turd.   
   >>>   
   >>> It's in a bag on a tree, why on earth would you walk into that?  Much   
   >>> less   
   >>> likely than treading on the shit that isn't in a bag.   
   >>>   
   >>>>> And it doesn't smell inside the bag.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able   
   >>>> to pick where a turd was on the ground.   
   >>>   
   >>> Agreed, your point being?   
   >>   
   >> That even you should be able to look where you are walking   
   >> and not actually roll in the turd like some dogs do.   
   >   
   > Most people like to enjoy the scenery, not have to watch their feet.   
      
   Most can actually manage to enjoy the scenery and not trip over   
   something that happens to be where they are walking towards.   
      
   > If what you said was true, why is it even illegal to allow your dog to   
   > shit in public?   
      
   Because you fools like to tell everyone what they can and cannot do.   
      
   Like walk around the shops stark naked etc.   
      
   Tho in your case that so everyone else doesn't die laughing.   
      
   >>>>>>>> and plenty of those fools hang the bag with the dog shit in it on a   
   >>>>>>>> tree or something,   
   >>>>>>>> even worse than leaving it on the ground.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>>> I guess they think the council will collect them.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Well it is fucking disgusting.  Animals should learn to use flush   
   >>>>> toilets.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Turns out its quite easy to get a cat to do that, but you don't   
   >>>> bother. You let them shit in the neighbours gardens and yours.   
   >>>   
   >>> Very few people have managed to train their cat to use a toilet,   
   >>   
   >> Bullshit.   
   >   
   > WTF?  Most cats do not ever use a human toilet.   
      
   Separate issue to how many have tried to train them to do that.   
      
   >>> let alone use the flush handle.   
   >>   
   >> Even you should be able to manage that.   
   >   
   > But a cat lacks dexterity.   
      
   That's why you do that, stupid.   
      
   >>>>>>> And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would   
   >>>>>>> you   
   >>>>>>> carry one?   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit   
   >>>>>> and even you arent actually silly enough to collect   
   >>>>>> the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> So you just leave it for someone to stand in?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> No one is stupid enough to stand in it   
   >>>   
   >>> Then why do you think there's a fine for letting your dog shit?   
   >>   
   >> Because some fools love to have stupid rules.   
   >   
   > Or maybe they find shit disgusting.   
      
   Your poor toilet training is your problem.   
      
   >> Same with the even more stupid rule that   
   >> the dog must be on a lead at all times.   
   >>   
   >> Only fools take any notice of stupid rules like that.   
   >   
   > It's to prevent angry dogs hurting other dogs, or farm animals.   
      
   Nope. And the dogs arent angry.   
      
   >>>> and you leave you cat shit for someone to stand in.   
   >>>   
   >>> Cats tend to do it in flowerbeds.  It doesn't get stood in, just all   
   >>> over   
   >>> the hands of people weeding the garden :-)   
   >>   
   >> Which is a lot worse than getting it on your shoe.   
   >   
   > When you're weeding a flowerbed, you're paying attention to where your   
   > hands go.   
      
   But cat shit isnt always that obvious.   
      
   >>>>>>>>> It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for   
   >>>>>>>>> them   
   >>>>>>>>> were   
   >>>>>>>>> already obeying the speed limit.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> I don't.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for   
   >>>>> every one?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Depends on the bump. The ones down the   
   >>>> main street don't need to slow down much   
   >>>> and we only have one racetrack road which   
   >>>> has a 3 on it and those you don't have to   
   >>>> slow down if you are going at the speed limit.   
   >>   
   >>> Do you have those stupid square ones?   
   >>   
   >> Nope, we arent that stupid. Ours are mostly part of the road.   
   >>   
   >> The ones on the racetrack road are 3 big metal plates   
   >> bent in a hump bolted to the road. With those you can   
   >> center the car over the plate, have the wheels go down   
   >> each side of the plate and get no real bump at all.   
   >   
   > That's what I meant by square ones.   
      
   OK.   
      
   > The only ones that could make me slow down are those which go right across   
   > the road.  Even with those, a lot of them have a gap on the edge to allow   
   > water flow, so I place one wheel there and the car just lifts on one side.   
      
   That doesn't work with parked cars.   
      
   >>> If you straddle them well, you can go about double the limit.   
   >>   
   >> We arent stupid enough to have any like that.   
   >   
   > You just said "With those you can center the car over the plate, have the   
   > wheels go down each side of the plate and get no real bump at all."   
   >   
   >>> And for any bump, if you accelerate as you hit it, you lift the front of   
   >>> your car up and glide over it.   
   >>   
   >> Bullshit.   
   >   
   > Don't you understand the laws of physics?  When you accelerate, the front   
   > of your car lifts.   
      
   No it doesn't with front wheel drive car.   
      
   > Angular momentum.   
      
   Not with a front wheel drive car.   
      
   >>>>> It does make it easy to overtake though.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Nope, all of ours are on roads with only   
   >>>> one lane in each direction and the main   
   >>>> street is a fully divided road, no overtaking.   
   >>>   
   >>> What do you mean fully divided?   
   >>   
   >> Massive great double width carpark   
   >> down the center, with full sized trees.   
   >> https://goo.gl/maps/SWUsDGv3CP27Udsx7   
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