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   From: CFKinsey@military.org.jp   
      
   On Mon, 06 May 2019 20:29:50 +0100, Rod Speed  wrote:   
      
   >   
   >   
   > "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   > news:op.z1dth8khwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >> On Mon, 06 May 2019 02:27:41 +0100, Rod Speed    
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:op.z1cbt3ciwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >>>> On Mon, 06 May 2019 00:12:30 +0100, Rod Speed    
   >>>> wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   >>>>> news:op.z1b0yee5wdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >>>>>> On Sun, 05 May 2019 18:54:50 +0100, Rod Speed   
   >>>>>>    
   >>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> "Commander Kinsey"  wrote in message   
   >>>>>>> news:op.z1buntpewdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...   
   >>>>>>>> On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:16:40 +0100, Rod Speed   
   >>>>>>>>    
   >>>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> Don't believe that   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Its not that black and white, most obviously with the   
   >>>>>>> fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> I see nothing wrong with that,   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Yes, you actually are that stupid.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> they're preventing someone from treading in it.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> But now you can walk right into the turd.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> It's in a bag on a tree, why on earth would you walk into that?  Much   
   >>>> less   
   >>>> likely than treading on the shit that isn't in a bag.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>> And it doesn't smell inside the bag.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able   
   >>>>> to pick where a turd was on the ground.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Agreed, your point being?   
   >>>   
   >>> That even you should be able to look where you are walking   
   >>> and not actually roll in the turd like some dogs do.   
   >>   
   >> Most people like to enjoy the scenery, not have to watch their feet.   
   >   
   > Most can actually manage to enjoy the scenery and not trip over   
   > something that happens to be where they are walking towards.   
      
   Your eyes cannot clearly view ahead and below simultaneously.   
      
   >> If what you said was true, why is it even illegal to allow your dog to   
   >> shit in public?   
   >   
   > Because you fools like to tell everyone what they can and cannot do.   
      
   No, because shit STINKS.   
      
   > Like walk around the shops stark naked etc.   
   >   
   > Tho in your case that so everyone else doesn't die laughing.   
      
   I have no objection to people wearing clothes, so why should they object to me   
   being naked?   
      
   >>>>>>>>> and plenty of those fools hang the bag with the dog shit in it on a   
   >>>>>>>>> tree or something,   
   >>>>>>>>> even worse than leaving it on the ground.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> I guess they think the council will collect them.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Well it is fucking disgusting.  Animals should learn to use flush   
   >>>>>> toilets.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Turns out its quite easy to get a cat to do that, but you don't   
   >>>>> bother. You let them shit in the neighbours gardens and yours.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Very few people have managed to train their cat to use a toilet,   
   >>>   
   >>> Bullshit.   
   >>   
   >> WTF?  Most cats do not ever use a human toilet.   
   >   
   > Separate issue to how many have tried to train them to do that.   
      
   I've heard of very few.   
      
   >>>> let alone use the flush handle.   
   >>>   
   >>> Even you should be able to manage that.   
   >>   
   >> But a cat lacks dexterity.   
   >   
   > That's why you do that, stupid.   
      
   Every time a cat goes?   
      
   >>>>>>>> And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would   
   >>>>>>>> you   
   >>>>>>>> carry one?   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit   
   >>>>>>> and even you arent actually silly enough to collect   
   >>>>>>> the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> So you just leave it for someone to stand in?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> No one is stupid enough to stand in it   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Then why do you think there's a fine for letting your dog shit?   
   >>>   
   >>> Because some fools love to have stupid rules.   
   >>   
   >> Or maybe they find shit disgusting.   
   >   
   > Your poor toilet training is your problem.   
      
   Why should I have to train the stupid fuckers how to do the most basic bodily   
   function?   
      
   >>> Same with the even more stupid rule that   
   >>> the dog must be on a lead at all times.   
   >>>   
   >>> Only fools take any notice of stupid rules like that.   
   >>   
   >> It's to prevent angry dogs hurting other dogs, or farm animals.   
   >   
   > Nope. And the dogs arent angry.   
      
   Well a lot of them are fucking vicious for one reason or another.  I've often   
   seen one person's dog attack another person's dog, both still on leads, both   
   owners frantically trying to stop them.  And no, neither were "known vicious   
   breeds".   
      
   >>>>> and you leave you cat shit for someone to stand in.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Cats tend to do it in flowerbeds.  It doesn't get stood in, just all   
   >>>> over   
   >>>> the hands of people weeding the garden :-)   
   >>>   
   >>> Which is a lot worse than getting it on your shoe.   
   >>   
   >> When you're weeding a flowerbed, you're paying attention to where your   
   >> hands go.   
   >   
   > But cat shit isnt always that obvious.   
      
   I can smell it a mile away.   
      
   >>>>>>>>>> It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for   
   >>>>>>>>>> them   
   >>>>>>>>>> were   
   >>>>>>>>>> already obeying the speed limit.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> I don't.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for   
   >>>>>> every one?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Depends on the bump. The ones down the   
   >>>>> main street don't need to slow down much   
   >>>>> and we only have one racetrack road which   
   >>>>> has a 3 on it and those you don't have to   
   >>>>> slow down if you are going at the speed limit.   
   >>>   
   >>>> Do you have those stupid square ones?   
   >>>   
   >>> Nope, we arent that stupid. Ours are mostly part of the road.   
   >>>   
   >>> The ones on the racetrack road are 3 big metal plates   
   >>> bent in a hump bolted to the road. With those you can   
   >>> center the car over the plate, have the wheels go down   
   >>> each side of the plate and get no real bump at all.   
   >>   
   >> That's what I meant by square ones.   
   >   
   > OK.   
   >   
   >> The only ones that could make me slow down are those which go right across   
   >> the road.  Even with those, a lot of them have a gap on the edge to allow   
   >> water flow, so I place one wheel there and the car just lifts on one side.   
   >   
   > That doesn't work with parked cars.   
      
   I had a go at the council once for that.  The only place left to park in a   
   busy street was straddling a bump.  This meant my car was tilted over, so when   
   I opened the door it scraped against the pavement.  I sent them the bill for   
   some paint and never    
   heard back.  Councils operate above the law.   
      
      
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