A drunk slav impersonating Teh Kazoo wrote:   
      
   Attentive reader, how many Contradictions-In-Essence   
   (CIEs) can you discern in the following Numerically   
   Enumerated Lits (NEL)?   
      
   Begin with the self-evident axiom that a NEL itself is an   
   inherently Intellect-bound, SATANIC, dualistic construct,   
   which only a Spiritual Pipsqueak would employ.   
      
   > 1.    Transcend   
   > 2.    Just be quiet,   
   > 3.    In that INFINITE SILENCE,   
   > 4.   You are Christ.   
   > 5.  When your Satanic   
   > 6.  True Message   
   > 7.  When you reach that point   
   > 8.   Such clarity   
   > 9.  Go to my Websites   
   > 10.  Note that I will not do this for you   
   > 11,  If you Truly want   
   > 12.  BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT   
      
   > What the Hell are you People WAITING FOR?   
      
   H,ii?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)