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|    Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to Cujo DeSockpuppet    |
|    Re: ANNOUNNCEMENT: New Dead Ray Replacem    |
|    01 Aug 16 23:20:50    |
   
   Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
      
   > My sources have indicated that Yure had suffered a nervous breakdown and   
   > his Gubmint handlers were scrambling to find a replacement.   
   >   
   > The search is over and the new Dead Ray will be unveiled next week.   
   >   
   > Stay tuned.   
   >   
   > Get well soon, Dead Ray.   
      
   This is great news. I hope the new Dead Ray puts up more   
   of a fight. Yure wasn't good at much except running away   
   from confrontation.   
      
   We need a True Ocean Swimmer, not a hermit crab.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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