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   alt.fan.art-bell      The adorable whackjob Art Bell      96,349 messages   

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   Message 94,449 of 96,349   
   Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to Cujo DeSockpuppet   
   Re: Civilized People are CONDITIONED TO    
   20 Sep 16 04:30:06   
   
   Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
      
   > Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote in news:sid0ubd5kgbm4106b0bq917bbomi68rr3n@   
   > 4ax.com:   
   >   
   > > Raymond Karczewski  wrote:   
   > >   
   > >> I am going to make this short and simple so that   
   > >   
   > > Fake Ray, we at Legion Central Interglobal [tinlci] have   
   > > discovered a real practical use for your fake christ   
   > > youtube videos.   
   > >   
   > > We are forcing Extraordinary Rendition [tiner] captives   
   > > in Afghanistan to watch & listen to your christ videos,   
   > > with their eyelids taped open.   
   > >   
   > > So far, no interrogatee has been able to withstand more   
   > > than 13 minutes of christ-watching without spilling his   
   > > guts.  Most of these towelheads can't even understand   
   > > english!   
   > >   
   > > Your NWO masters thank you.  I got a cool bonus.   
   >   
   > I found it to be even better than waterboarding. Just bring a monitor and   
   > mouse near the poor bastards and they sell out everyone.   
      
   Indeed, the FDR videos were found to be 42% more   
   effective at retrieving high-quality intelligence than   
   RDR videos.   
      
   We only hope terrorists don't start using this weapon on   
   the public at large.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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