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   alt.fan.art-bell      The adorable whackjob Art Bell      96,349 messages   

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   Message 94,499 of 96,349   
   dagnabit to All   
   A living Christ asks: What is insanity W   
   06 Nov 16 12:41:06   
   
   From: meanmrmustard@gmail.com   
      
   "Raymond Karczewski"  wrote in message   
   news:6c1f9f2d-afa8-49d3-ace5-096ed8b3447f@googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   > A living Christ asks: What is Truth Worth to You?   
      
   $1.98. before taxes and insurance, of course.   
      
   > I, Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, this Living Christ has been sharing   
   >the Truth with you folks on the Internet for the last 21 years.   
      
   um, this is usenet, not the internet. a whole   
   nuther animal.   
      
   > I have supported my website largely with the Income   
   >from my Police Sergeant’ s retirement pension.   
      
   I wasn't aware that mannequin assassins   
   could qualify for a pension.   
      
   > This has been offsetted with generous contributions   
   >by a successful British Millionaire recently.   
      
   a lot of people spend their money on some   
   really insignificant things. have you taken   
   this millionaire out on any mannequin hunts?   
      
   > What does he know that the rest of you   
   >don’t know and is willing to support such Truth.   
      
   he probably thinks that his donations are tax   
   deductible. wait till his accountants set him   
   straight. you'll have to pay back all of his   
   contributions.   
      
   > What I have brought to the net is the Greatest Secret being   
   >kept from Civilized mankind since the BEGINNING OF TIME.   
      
   are you sure? back in the day all the cavemen knew   
   a whole bunch of different secrets otherwise man   
   never would have survived this long doncha know.   
      
   > Not even Jesus of Nazareth has brought you such spiritually liberating   
   >truth as He was couched in myth and legend written by others, not him.   
   >He himself committed nothing to writing.   
      
   he wrote a bunch of really bad poetry but they   
   watergated it just in time.   
      
   > I have NO FOLLOWING   
      
   neither do all of the other lunatic christ wannabes   
   that fill mental institutions worldwide, so you really   
   shouldn't think that you are any different.   
      
   h,ii ?  [tinh]   
      
   hth !  [tinh]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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