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|    Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to Fake Dead Ray    |
|    Re: Fake Dead Christ IGNORED by Sane peo    |
|    07 Feb 17 04:32:21    |
      Fake Dead Ray wrote:              > What is News?              News: Christ walks on water, heals lepers, amazes crowds!              Not News: Drunken kook impersonates dead mannekin-slaying       felon, spams Usenet over impounded jalopies.              HTH, HAND!              > How mnny of YOU, of the BILLIONS of people who NOW occupy this Earth know       of the actual existence of this living Christ, this man, Fake Dead Raymond?              Outside of terrified mannekins, maybe a couple dozen,       half of whom made careers out of ridiculing Him.              > The proof is glaring. It is all around you. It is found in the absolute       STONEWALL OF SILENCE              Hey! I'm not being investigated by the FBI!... therefore,       I MUST BE CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!              Take up your cross and follow Me!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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