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   alt.fan.art-bell      The adorable whackjob Art Bell      96,349 messages   

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   Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to Fake Dead Ray   
   Re: Fake Dead Christ IGNORED by Sane peo   
   07 Feb 17 04:32:21   
   
   Fake Dead Ray wrote:   
      
   > What is News?   
      
   News: Christ walks on water, heals lepers, amazes crowds!   
      
   Not News: Drunken kook impersonates dead mannekin-slaying   
   felon, spams Usenet over impounded jalopies.   
      
   HTH, HAND!   
      
   > How mnny of YOU, of the BILLIONS of people who  NOW occupy this Earth know   
   of the actual existence of this living Christ, this man, Fake Dead Raymond?   
      
   Outside of terrified mannekins, maybe a couple dozen,   
   half of whom made careers out of ridiculing Him.   
      
   > The proof is glaring.  It is all around you.  It is found in the absolute   
   STONEWALL OF SILENCE   
      
   Hey! I'm not being investigated by the FBI!... therefore,   
   I MUST BE CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!   
      
   Take up your cross and follow Me!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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