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   alt.fan.art-bell      The adorable whackjob Art Bell      96,349 messages   

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   Message 94,742 of 96,349   
   Edgar Wolphe to All   
   A (barely) LIVING CHRIST is stroking his   
   19 May 17 20:09:56   
   
   From: macserret@gmail.com   
      
   Hello, Ray!   
   Or should I say, the Ghoul of Ray?   
      
   You will be glad to hear that The Agency has granted me a much needed   
   vacation, as I have been rather busy over the past couple of years.  So I   
   decided to look in on my favorite Christ wannabe to see if anything has   
   changed.  Imagine my surprise finding    
   out that the Real Ray is dead and replaced by an obese charlatan spouting   
   cut-n-paste pap!   
      
   But you seem to be doing as good a job as the Real Ray- same level of   
   hypocrisy, hyperbole, and pompous bullcrap as before.   
        
   I did notice, tho, that lately you have elevated your trials back in ‘03 to   
   holy status- ignoring, of course, that your participation and defense strategy   
   failed miserably to demonstrate your status as a (…snicker!) Sovereign Man.    
   The reality is    
   that all you managed to prove was that you are an ignorant buffoon.  Since   
   criminal law does not have provision for stupidity, and since your   
   “defense” proved you were mainly guilty of delusional lawyering, the   
   jury’s verdict was too easy.  It took    
   the authorities a couple more months to figure out you are a joke, not a   
   danger to society, and they concluded that the likelihood of you committing a   
   crime more heinous than ego jerking off was remote.  Notice that in spite of   
   your blowhard threats,    
   pompous strutting, and general buffoonery, the local gendarmes only laugh at   
   you instead of arresting you.    
      
   (For those readers who missed out on Ray’s trial back on ’03, here are   
   message ID pointers to in-person accounts from the legendary Agent Sir Ed.   
      
   Introduction :   145a5333.0309092237.57d29b9d@posting.google.com   
   Trial Day 2, Part 1:  3F6389E2.5020706@hotmail.com   
   Trial Day 2, Part 2:  3F63BC23.4050606@hotmail.com   
      
   Ray- I don’t think that your newsreader service archives posts this old, so   
   go to groups.google.com and search message IDs. )   
      
   So while I am enjoying a much needed rest, I think I’ll check in now and   
   then and see how you are getting on.  BTW-  How’s that BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT,   
   BOYCOTT of your Social Security account coming?   
      
   Thought so- still the same hypocrisy.   
      
   EW   
      
   No one in history, since the beginning of recorded time, has   
   written directly, based on first hand understanding, as I have,   
   including Jesus of Nazareth.   
     --Raymond Ronald Karczewski   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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