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|    Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to Cujo DeSockpuppet    |
|    Re: ATTENTION: XMAS Bonuses for All Disi    |
|    13 Dec 17 04:47:29    |
   
   From: bender@the.future   
      
   Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
      
   > Our paymaster (tinp) has sent over listing of the bonus disbursements for   
   > each agent. I have signed off on the very genrous amounts. As per agreed   
   > protocol, these will be in your numbered accounts at the end of business on   
   > Monday December 10th at 5pm EST.   
   >   
   > Have a Merry Xmas and may the many evils of Satanic Mind Control Rays help   
   > you enjoy the holidays.   
      
   Merry Christmas to you too, Agent Cujo.   
      
   I already blew part of my bonus on a tesla roadster. It   
   will do 250 mph in a school zone. Sheriff Dave already   
   knows, so the deputies won't give chase.   
      
   Life's grand when you got a License to Libel & Speed.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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