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   Cujo DeSockpuppet to Raymond Karczewski   
   Christmas is coming, Celebrate the New F   
   21 Dec 17 18:23:23   
   
   From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Raymond Karczewski  wrote in   
   news:84cd5db1-ad57-4184-b795-8f23ce57f317@googlegroups.com:   
      
   > Christmas is coming, Celebrate the New Fake Dead Ray!   
   >   
   > You folks are DAMNED STUPID if you don't BOYCOTT   
      
   the current Fake Dead Ray and clamor for a new Fake Dead Ray.   
      
      
   Clamor no more, good Disinfotainment Agents! After meeting with our   
   generous and benign paymasters, I'm proud to announce that a new Fake Dead   
   Ray will be in place on December 26th.   
      
   I'vew been assured that the transition will be just as sloppily handled as   
   the previous replacements of Fake Dead Ray. So there will be plenty of   
   chances to earn more bonus money next year.   
      
   So sharpen your sticks and unleash the brickbats, the new Fake Dead Ray is   
   almost here.   
      
   --   
   Cujo -  The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,   
   alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy   
   Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S   
   award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse   
   Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.   
    "I personally believe that all the ages of people prior   
   to the Flood of Noah are more correctly perceived when divided be 9 ...   
   that TIME as we know it only began to "gel" at the point of the flood."   
   - Georgann, making a mockery of Xtainity again.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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