From: bender@the.future   
      
   Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
      
   > Raymond Karczewski  wrote in   
   > news:84cd5db1-ad57-4184-b795-8f23ce57f317@googlegroups.com:   
   >   
   > > Christmas is coming, Celebrate the New Fake Dead Ray!   
   > >   
   > > You folks are DAMNED STUPID if you don't BOYCOTT   
   >   
   > the current Fake Dead Ray and clamor for a new Fake Dead Ray.   
   >   
   >   
   > Clamor no more, good Disinfotainment Agents! After meeting with our   
   > generous and benign paymasters, I'm proud to announce that a new Fake Dead   
   > Ray will be in place on December 26th.   
   >   
   > I'vew been assured that the transition will be just as sloppily handled as   
   > the previous replacements of Fake Dead Ray. So there will be plenty of   
   > chances to earn more bonus money next year.   
   >   
   > So sharpen your sticks and unleash the brickbats, the new Fake Dead Ray is   
   > almost here.   
      
   Yeeeeeeehaaawww!!  Teh Fake Dead Ray is dead!   
   Long live the Fake Dead Ray!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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