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   Message 95,078 of 96,349   
   Nadegda to Checkmate   
   Re: Kensi-Nads dream of Sweden. Long for   
   05 Jan 18 07:49:31   
   
   XPost: alt.checkmate, sci.physics   
   From: nad318b404@gmail.invalid   
      
   On Thu, 04 Jan 2018 23:33:59 -0800, Checkmate wrote:   
      
   > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by   
   > Checkmate!  In article , nad318b404   
   > @gmail.invalid says...   
   >   
   >> On Thu, 04 Jan 2018 20:56:56 -0800, Checkmate wrote:   
   >>   
   >> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts   
   >> > by Checkmate!  In article , nad318b404   
   >> > @gmail.invalid says...   
   >> >   
   >> >> On Thu, 04 Jan 2018 20:00:34 -0800, Checkmate wrote:   
   >> >>   
   >> >> > I hear that the Cloth-Wiper is back on the burner again.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> What?   
   >> >   
   >> > I mean like... "with a cloth".   
   >>   
   >> You'll have to be more specific. Who do you mean by "the Cloth-Wiper"?   
   >> 99%   
   >> of human beings occasionally wipe something with a cloth during the   
   >> course of their lives. And what do you mean by "on the burner again"?   
   >>   
   >> Have you suffered a recent blow to the head? Aphasia, or whatever has   
   >> rendered you unable to speak in plain English anymore, can be among the   
   >> side effects of such an injury.   
   >   
   > I assumed you were capable of figuring out to whom that quote refers,   
   > since it's been kicked around in here for the last year.  I can   
   > understand you not getting the part about who's got their ass on the   
   > burner, since you're not likely to hear about it on CNN.  I'll bet   
   > Skeeter understood exactly what I was talking about.  I guess I should   
   > have brought along a bigger clue bat.  Use that giant intellect of yours   
   > and solve this simple riddle, if you still see it as one.  Don't make me   
   > dumb it down for you.  How are you going to keep everyone "fearing" you   
   > if you continue to embarrass yourself?   
      
   Nicely frothed. About a kilobyte of textwall there, as well as a   
   continuing refusal to speak in plain language.   
      
   This. This is what kooks do after even a little bit of attention from   
   either myself or kensi.   
      
      
      
   --   
   FNVWe Nadegda   
      
   Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct   
   question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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