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   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. to Checkmate   
   Re: MIT Astronomer?s ?Zoo Theory? Explai   
   06 Jan 18 11:09:46   
   
   XPost: alt.checkmate, sci.physics, alt.philosophy.checkmate   
   From: greghall@yacht_maester.fake   
      
   On Fri, 5 Jan 2018 12:29:37 -0800, Checkmate  wrote:   
      
   <...>   
      
   >   
   >Same thing with "smart" phones.  I have an old Galaxy 3, and I just keep   
   >it around for an emergency, like if my car broke down.  I just don't get   
   >the younger generations who can't do anything without their phone, which   
   >is virtually glued to their hand everywhere they go.  Of course they have   
   >to have the latest Galaxy or iphone, but every six months there's a newer   
   >better model they just have to have.  Technology is supposed to make life   
   >easier, not totally consume it.   
      
   Yesterday, using my Galaxy 5 I pushed the home button   
   a little too long and Ms. Google spoke up asking what   
   she could help me with. I mumbled under my breath,   
   "Goddammit!" and Ms. Google replied, "Did I do something   
   wrong?"   
      
   All I wanted to do is view the home screen so I could   
   select the wi-fi hotspot. I guess Google wanted me to   
   tell Ms. Google to open the Hotspot. So what's easier?   
   Touching the hotspot icon or long touching the home   
   button and asking Ms. Google to open the hotspot.   
      
   OMG! I'm going insane.   
      
   --   
      
   Yours Truly,   
   Gregory "...leap tall buildings in a single bound!" Hall   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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