From: StillNot@thisaddy.com   
      
   It was a raucous bash last weekend at the annual The Agency Awards and   
   Applause Gala (tinaaaag) held in the warm climes of the Caribbean- We’re   
   not allowed to reveal exactly where!- as we all celebrated another   
   successful year of keeping the Internet’s dangerous denizens in check.   
   There were many luminaries in attendance this year, including CEO’s of   
   most of the major social networks- Mark Zuckerberg gave the Keynote   
   speech- and John Brennan gave us a detailed demonstration of all the   
   nifty new tools we will have at our disposal in the coming months.  But   
   it was not all boring speeches and demos- the Rockettes, the Dallas   
   Cowboys Cheerleaders, a contingent of Chippendales (for the ladies),   
   plus a free bar, made for a most joyous affair.   
      
   Of course, everyone was most interested in awards night.  To no one’s   
   real surprise, Team Karczewski (lead by Agent Cujo DaSockpuppet) almost   
   swept the board!  Agency chiefs were unanimous in their praise of TK’s   
   work over many years to contain the ridiculously amusing, "most   
   dangerous man in the universe".  It was pointed out that while Ray’s   
   sudden and unanticipated move to post his videos on a new platform   
   caught everyone by surprise, Cujo and his team were quickly and   
   efficiently able to contain the threat.   
      
   Team Karczewski received the coveted New World Order Team of the Year   
   award, as well as the John Birch Memorial Trophy for inducing the   
   highest level of paranoia and the Alex Jones trophy for achieving the   
   highest number of banned sites.  Cujo DaSockpuppet took home the Earl   
   Gordon Curly Memorial Award for Agent of the Year and in his touching   
   acceptance speech spoke glowingly of his target, and even induced a tear   
   or two from the rapt audience as he haltingly revealed that the current   
   edition of Karczewski might not be long for the world.  The gales of   
   laughter that followed lasted for over 5 minutes.   
      
   So congratulations to Team Karczewski for a fantastic year!  AND   
   congratulations to the Christ himself, without whom all this would not   
   be possible.   
      
   EW   
   --   
   "No one in history, since the beginning of recorded time, has   
   written directly, based on first hand understanding, as I have,   
   including Jesus of Nazareth."   
   	-Raymond Ronald Karczewski   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)