From: ChrisClavius@TheMonastery.com   
      
   On 1/24/2018 1:53 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   > Edgar Wolphe  wrote in   
   > news:XnsA873EC857CF6Eagentsthatalwayswin@46.165.242.91:   
   >   
   >>   
   >> It was a raucous bash last weekend at the annual The Agency Awards and   
   >> Applause Gala (tinaaaag) held in the warm climes of the Caribbean-   
   >> We’re not allowed to reveal exactly where!- as we all celebrated   
   >> another successful year of keeping the Internet’s dangerous denizens   
   >> in check. There were many luminaries in attendance this year,   
   >> including CEO’s of most of the major social networks- Mark Zuckerberg   
   >> gave the Keynote speech- and John Brennan gave us a detailed   
   >> demonstration of all the nifty new tools we will have at our disposal   
   >> in the coming months.  But it was not all boring speeches and demos-   
   >> the Rockettes, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, a contingent of   
   >> Chippendales (for the ladies), plus a free bar, made for a most joyous   
   >> affair.   
   >>   
   >> Of course, everyone was most interested in awards night.  To no one’s   
   >> real surprise, Team Karczewski (lead by Agent Cujo DaSockpuppet)   
   >> almost swept the board!  Agency chiefs were unanimous in their praise   
   >> of TK’s work over many years to contain the ridiculously amusing,   
   >> "most dangerous man in the universe".  It was pointed out that while   
   >> Ray’s sudden and unanticipated move to post his videos on a new   
   >> platform caught everyone by surprise, Cujo and his team were quickly   
   >> and efficiently able to contain the threat.   
   >>   
   >> Team Karczewski received the coveted New World Order Team of the Year   
   >> award, as well as the John Birch Memorial Trophy for inducing the   
   >> highest level of paranoia and the Alex Jones trophy for achieving the   
   >> highest number of banned sites.  Cujo DaSockpuppet took home the Earl   
   >> Gordon Curly Memorial Award for Agent of the Year and in his touching   
   >> acceptance speech spoke glowingly of his target, and even induced a   
   >> tear or two from the rapt audience as he haltingly revealed that the   
   >> current edition of Karczewski might not be long for the world.  The   
   >> gales of laughter that followed lasted for over 5 minutes.   
   >>   
   >> So congratulations to Team Karczewski for a fantastic year!  AND   
   >> congratulations to the Christ himself, without whom all this would not   
   >> be possible.   
   >   
   > Thanks again for the new car, the remodeled office and the upgrade to   
   > the mind control machine.   
   >   
   > I plan to use the bonus checks for a good cause - rescuing impounded   
   > Hondas.   
      
   I'll be donating mine to the Mannequin Rehabilitation Project.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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