From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Edgar Wolphe  wrote in   
   news:XnsA873EC857CF6Eagentsthatalwayswin@46.165.242.91:   
      
   >   
   > It was a raucous bash last weekend at the annual The Agency Awards and   
   > Applause Gala (tinaaaag) held in the warm climes of the Caribbean-   
   > We’re not allowed to reveal exactly where!- as we all celebrated   
   > another successful year of keeping the Internet’s dangerous denizens   
   > in check. There were many luminaries in attendance this year,   
   > including CEO’s of most of the major social networks- Mark Zuckerberg   
   > gave the Keynote speech- and John Brennan gave us a detailed   
   > demonstration of all the nifty new tools we will have at our disposal   
   > in the coming months.  But it was not all boring speeches and demos-   
   > the Rockettes, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, a contingent of   
   > Chippendales (for the ladies), plus a free bar, made for a most joyous   
   > affair.   
   >   
   > Of course, everyone was most interested in awards night.  To no one’s   
   > real surprise, Team Karczewski (lead by Agent Cujo DaSockpuppet)   
   > almost swept the board!  Agency chiefs were unanimous in their praise   
   > of TK’s work over many years to contain the ridiculously amusing,   
   > "most dangerous man in the universe".  It was pointed out that while   
   > Ray’s sudden and unanticipated move to post his videos on a new   
   > platform caught everyone by surprise, Cujo and his team were quickly   
   > and efficiently able to contain the threat.   
   >   
   > Team Karczewski received the coveted New World Order Team of the Year   
   > award, as well as the John Birch Memorial Trophy for inducing the   
   > highest level of paranoia and the Alex Jones trophy for achieving the   
   > highest number of banned sites.  Cujo DaSockpuppet took home the Earl   
   > Gordon Curly Memorial Award for Agent of the Year and in his touching   
   > acceptance speech spoke glowingly of his target, and even induced a   
   > tear or two from the rapt audience as he haltingly revealed that the   
   > current edition of Karczewski might not be long for the world.  The   
   > gales of laughter that followed lasted for over 5 minutes.   
   >   
   > So congratulations to Team Karczewski for a fantastic year!  AND   
   > congratulations to the Christ himself, without whom all this would not   
   > be possible.   
      
   Thanks again for the new car, the remodeled office and the upgrade to   
   the mind control machine.   
      
   I plan to use the bonus checks for a good cause - rescuing impounded   
   Hondas.   
      
   --   
   Cujo -  The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,   
   alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy   
   Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S   
   award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse   
   Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.   
    "You will answer in court bitch." - Edmo just before her land   
   sharks forced Edmo to repay loans.   
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