From: bender@the.future   
      
   Clave  wrote:   
      
   > On 1/24/2018 1:53 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   > > Edgar Wolphe  wrote in   
   > > news:XnsA873EC857CF6Eagentsthatalwayswin@46.165.242.91:   
   > >   
   > >>   
   > >> It was a raucous bash last weekend at the annual The Agency Awards and   
   > >> Applause Gala (tinaaaag) held in the warm climes of the Caribbean-   
   > >> We’re not allowed to reveal exactly where!- as we all celebrated   
   > >> another successful year of keeping the Internet’s dangerous denizens   
   > >> in check. There were many luminaries in attendance this year,   
   > >> including CEO’s of most of the major social networks- Mark Zuckerberg   
   > >> gave the Keynote speech- and John Brennan gave us a detailed   
   > >> demonstration of all the nifty new tools we will have at our disposal   
   > >> in the coming months.  But it was not all boring speeches and demos-   
   > >> the Rockettes, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, a contingent of   
   > >> Chippendales (for the ladies), plus a free bar, made for a most joyous   
   > >> affair.   
   > >>   
   > >> Of course, everyone was most interested in awards night.  To no one’s   
   > >> real surprise, Team Karczewski (lead by Agent Cujo DaSockpuppet)   
   > >> almost swept the board!  Agency chiefs were unanimous in their praise   
   > >> of TK’s work over many years to contain the ridiculously amusing,   
   > >> "most dangerous man in the universe".  It was pointed out that while   
   > >> Ray’s sudden and unanticipated move to post his videos on a new   
   > >> platform caught everyone by surprise, Cujo and his team were quickly   
   > >> and efficiently able to contain the threat.   
   > >>   
   > >> Team Karczewski received the coveted New World Order Team of the Year   
   > >> award, as well as the John Birch Memorial Trophy for inducing the   
   > >> highest level of paranoia and the Alex Jones trophy for achieving the   
   > >> highest number of banned sites.  Cujo DaSockpuppet took home the Earl   
   > >> Gordon Curly Memorial Award for Agent of the Year and in his touching   
   > >> acceptance speech spoke glowingly of his target, and even induced a   
   > >> tear or two from the rapt audience as he haltingly revealed that the   
   > >> current edition of Karczewski might not be long for the world.  The   
   > >> gales of laughter that followed lasted for over 5 minutes.   
   > >>   
   > >> So congratulations to Team Karczewski for a fantastic year!  AND   
   > >> congratulations to the Christ himself, without whom all this would not   
   > >> be possible.   
   > >   
   > > Thanks again for the new car, the remodeled office and the upgrade to   
   > > the mind control machine.   
   > >   
   > > I plan to use the bonus checks for a good cause - rescuing impounded   
   > > Hondas.   
   >   
   > I'll be donating mine to the Mannequin Rehabilitation Project.   
      
   All hale TK!!   
      
   I will be donating to the HR dept, in hopes they can   
   finally recruit a worthy Fake Dead Ray.  The recent ones   
   have been but shadows of Real Dead Ray.   
      
   Current FDR seems to be on his last legs.   
   Long live the FDR!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)