On Monday, February 19, 2018 at 3:02:00 AM UTC-5, Fake Dead Raymond Karczewski   
   #9 wrote:   
   > I Have No Power!!!   
      
   Even a stopped watch is correct a couple times per day... thanks for the   
   moment of honesty!   
      
   > By: Raymond Ronald Karczewski - The Ninth in a series of Fake Dead Rays   
   >    
   > I am the Ninth Fake Dead Ray... one in an ongoing series of poorly vetted   
   hires trying to keep alive the memory of a long, dead fatso.   
      
   Hi FDR!  I hear you conducted a seance and discovered the Real Dead Ray is in   
   Hell and being poked with a sharp stick by a demon who appears as Glen   
   Quarnstrom.  Glen, on the other hand, is no longer limited by a wheelchair so   
   you will need a new insult    
   to refer to him.   
      
   > Fictions have power ONLY in fictional, illusory world based in phantasy.    
      
   Thus the fictional claim of copyrighted names.   
      
   > This Living Christ, a living, breathing, flesh-and-blood, sentient natural   
   man has already proven that the kook I sock up to be is dead.   
      
   Yup.  The Karczewski obituary indicates the Real Fat Ray croaked in 2003,   
   likely due to choking upon the food particles in his scraggly beard.   
      
   > Living men and women must enjoin themselves consentually    
      
   Let's stop right there... whichever Ray wrote it, the only enjoining on record   
   by you had to do with divine journeys to visit massive marble temples you   
   demanded built in your honor... we can forego discussing your intended   
   "enjoining."   
      
   > For 23 years, this Living Christ has been    
      
   Lets see... 23 years, 1 Real Fat Ray, 9 Dead Fake Rays... that is an average   
   of 2.3 years per Ray... yet, you boys keep getting hired and keep getting dead   
   through hilarious methods.  I particularly enjoyed reading the story of the   
   FDR who died in a food    
   eating contest by choking on a turkey drumstick.  Says something about   
   government vetting processes, I suppose.   
      
   > That is, of course until today, 2-18-18 see:Attention President TRUMP   
      
   LOL!  After 23 years (never mind your brief tenure as an FDR) you haven't   
   learned that presidents, attorney generals, governors, judges, even sheriff's   
   deputies have nothing for you other than your occasional arrest and impounding   
   of... what is it you    
   own now... a felonious Honda?  Damn, for all the success you claim to enjoy,   
   what happened to the felonious Caddy?    
      
   > There is no need for an investigation   
      
   Apparently, not.  Otherwise you FDRs would be much longer lived when hired to   
   live in a trailer and pretend to be a long, dead kook.  At least the Real Fat   
   Ray was entertaining.   Was he the one who invented humorous insults such as   
   "Satanic Ignoramus"    
   and "Spiritual Pipsqueak."  That guy does deserve a service ribbon for those   
   contributions :-)   
      
   > All that is required now is the fleshing out the facts to determine   
   culpability   
      
   Sure.  Everything is your fault.  Next!   
      
   One other question... have you shot any mannequins?  I hear that is a required   
   qualification for becoming an FDR :-)   
      
   Oh, don't forget, Ed Wilkinson is hiding under your bunk bed, waiting to steal   
   a kidney.  If you're anything like your predecessors, you cannot afford to   
   lose one :-)   
      
   Carry on!   
      
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