Now Interviewing Disinformation Agents to impersonate Raymond Karczewski   
      
   Albert Weatherby    
      
   1:02 PM (3 hours ago)   
      
   rk:   Note:  This is the most recent misdirection of the Government   
   Intelligence disinformation campaign which has dogged this Living Christ for   
   23 years.  This is rather tame because I HAVE THE GOVERNMENT RUNNING SCARED   
   and they have toned down their    
   efforts from the vicious attacks of the past.  and so, their only public   
   device is to declare that this Living Christ is DEAD, and DOES NOT EXIST.  It   
   is this that I am asking  President TRUMP to assign and FBI investigation   
   along with the State of    
   OREGONS statewide criminal coverup of the Liens filed against judges, lawyers,   
   sheriffs, Secretary of State, Attorney General and Governors of Oregon    
      
   rk:    iT'S TIME WE ABOLISH A CROOKED GOVERNMENT.  Throw the offending   
   BASTARDS that bring us war to deflect their criminal activity, throw them in   
   JAIL, CONFISCATE all ill-gotten gains form their Satanic Activity, close all   
   military bases throughout the    
   world, stop funding other countries while our people are thrown into   
   homelessness,  and put all that wasted money back into the people who were   
   swindled out of the  Life force via the symbol of money.  Deny the public   
   dept. and make America Great Again    
   as a land of ABUNDANCE.   Let us set the stage for the whole worled to follow   
   and bring the SECOND COMING OF CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS Back to a previously HELL   
   BOUND WORLD.   
      
   Raymond Ronald Karczewski© ­ A Living Christ   
      
   My name is Albert Weatherby, a British Citizen employed by American   
   Intelligence Services although my friends call me Big Al and Big Fat Albert   
   (hey, hey, hey!)    
      
   Please find attached the following job description and requirements to replace   
   the current Fake Dead Ray whose dismal job performance is forcing us to   
   replace him.    
      
   Description:    
   Successfully impersonate a dead, fat guy who choked to death in 2003 after   
   inhaling a hot wing that had been lodged in his beard for several weeks. His   
   particular schtick is claiming to be Jebus while denying he is  claiming to be   
   Jebus all the while    
   while goading others into talking big about how they hate the gubbermint on   
   teh Interwebs.    
      
   Mandatory Qualifications:    
   * Must have graduated elementary school    
   * Must weigh 400-450 pounds but still be able to waddle for up to five   miles   
   when moped or jalopy is impounded    
   * Must be willing to live in a battered, old bus * Must have a sasquatch-like   
   appearance (including a terrible odor)    
   * Must have proven track record of forming and running kooky cults with at     
   least one follower.  Interwebs cults are acceptable (please provide   cites) *   
   Must have proven track record of poasting while high on hallucinogenics * Must   
   be able to use a    
   thesaurus to make poasts incomprehensible.    
      
   Desired Qualifications:    
   * Ability to blather nonsensically    
   * Ability to formulate humorous insults (e.g. Satanic Ignoramus) * Ability to   
   construct verbal gimmicks (e.g. Mirror of Trvth) * Excessive flatulence     
   (Flatulence will be supplemented by CIA operated equipment stationed    
     in close proximity to residential parking lot)    
   * Ability to go without bathing for months at a time    
   * Ability to (successfully) erase family members from website after   arguing   
   with them so as to deny their existence    
   * Ability to snipe mannequins with a .177 pellet pistol from distances   of up   
   to 25 feet.    
   * A ability to feign sincere fear that Ed Wilkinson, Glen Quarnstrom, or     
   Jamie Eckles is hiding under your mattress waiting to steal a kidney *   
   Knowledge of filing bogus liens is a plus    
      
   Special Benefits:    
   * Company provided "Stealth" Honda    
   * Free Beer (Milwaukee's Best or Lite)    
   * Daily donut allowance at Stealth Hot Dog Stand    
   * A semi-functional Corpsewife (sandwich making abilities provided after   one   
   year of satisfactory service.)    
   * Eventual inclusion in a Whose Who of Entertainment vanity publication   (we   
   promise!!!) * An Oh-Fish-ul License to Insult (not to be confused with a   
   License to   Libel) * A government handout    
      
   Please forward your resume to the Team Christ division of Teh Gubbmint/ Media   
   Sponsored/Supported Disinformation agency by connecting to HTTPS://127.0.0.254   
   - and keep watching the skies!!!  That is where Sheriff's Deputies dressed as   
   Road Repair Workers    
   come from :-)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)