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|    Message 95,214 of 96,349    |
|    Albert Weatherby to All    |
|    Team Christ APB: Present Fake Dead Ray I    |
|    11 Mar 18 15:37:59    |
      From: ablert@weatherby.look-it-jed-wittle              *** THIS IS A TEAM CHRIST ALL POINTS BULLETIN ***              The name of the current Fake Dead Ray (FDR) is being publicly listed due       to his termination from the Team Christ Department of Government/Media       Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Mind Control Agency. This FDR has gone       rogue and continues to post after being terminated from service for gross       incompetence and abysmal performance.              Please be advised that this individual is a Chinese national who had       plastic surgery to alter his appearance to fill the role of Fake Dead       Ray. His name is Hung un Well and he has been terminated from employment.              Any and all posts originating from the current Fake Dead Ray are to be       ignored as unauthorized buffoonery from a rogue disinformation agent who       may change the tenor and context of his posts in retaliation against his       ex-employer. He has become disgruntled and anything he posts should be       ignored.              We are endeavoring to expedite the hiring process for the next FDR;       however; this is a time intensive process as the criminal histories and       records of kookery of candidates must be validated.              That is all              *** THIS IS A TEAM CHRIST ALL POINTS BULLETIN ***              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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