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   Message 95,214 of 96,349   
   Albert Weatherby to All   
   Team Christ APB: Present Fake Dead Ray I   
   11 Mar 18 15:37:59   
   
   From: ablert@weatherby.look-it-jed-wittle   
      
   *** THIS IS A TEAM CHRIST ALL POINTS BULLETIN ***   
      
   The name of the current Fake Dead Ray (FDR) is being publicly listed due   
   to his termination from the Team Christ Department of Government/Media   
   Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Mind Control Agency.  This FDR has gone   
   rogue and continues to post after being terminated from service for gross   
   incompetence and abysmal performance.   
      
   Please be advised that this individual is a Chinese national who had   
   plastic surgery to alter his appearance to fill the role of Fake Dead   
   Ray.  His name is Hung un Well and he has been terminated from employment.   
      
   Any and all posts originating from the current Fake Dead Ray are to be   
   ignored as unauthorized buffoonery from a rogue disinformation agent who   
   may change the tenor and context of his posts in retaliation against his   
   ex-employer.  He has become disgruntled and anything he posts should be   
   ignored.   
      
   We are endeavoring to expedite the hiring process for the next FDR;   
   however; this is a time intensive process as the criminal histories and   
   records of kookery of candidates must be validated.   
      
   That is all   
      
   *** THIS IS A TEAM CHRIST ALL POINTS BULLETIN ***   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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