From: fake@dead.ray   
      
   Hello,   
      
   My name is Josef Goldstein and am pleased to announce that I have been   
   hired by the Team Christ division of the Government/Media Sponsored/   
   Supported Disinformation/Mind Control agent to become the 11th iteration   
   of Fake Dead Ray.  I wanted to introduce myself before I begin in earnest   
   manufacturing digital xanax (otherwise known as Vimeo videos) and offer an   
   apology to the the alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup in advance of the crazy ray   
   things I will have to do to earn my paycheck as FDR11.0.   
      
   I have an extensive background that qualified me for this opportunity.  3   
   different involuntary committals to various mental institutions, 8   
   different jail incarcerations, and 2 prison sentences.  Over all, I have   
   spent two thirds of my life in county or state custody of one type or   
   another.   
      
   In preparation for this role I drove into Josephine County an shot a   
   mannequin with a pellet pistol and got kicked out of a local diner for   
   passing a lot of gas in close proximity of other customers.  Needless to   
   say, the agency was quite impressed with my demonstrated willingness to   
   fit the profile and was hired on the spot.   
      
   Although our roles will be adversarial, I look forward to working with you   
   and hopefully after a day of dualistic arguing, we can share a couple   
   dozen donuts at the Stealth Hot Dog Stand, although the agency hasn't yet   
   briefed me on where to find it.   
      
   I did find that my battered, half-century old bus was stocked with several   
   cases of baked beans which I apparently am expected to eat cold, right out   
   of the can - which is an upgrade from the spit-filled prison food I ate   
   for so many years.   
      
   If you have any suggestions for new insults, I welcome your input.   
   "Satanic Ignoramus", "Spiritual Pipsqueak", and "Dithered Demonic Dunce"   
   have become quite stale and I look forward to exceeding the expectations   
   of my government employer.   
      
   Written with love, not attack,   
   Sincerely,   
      
   Big Jo aka FDR v11.0   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)