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|    Re: Apology from FAKE DEAD RAY to the al    |
|    12 Mar 18 13:25:32    |
      Josef Goldstein Fake Dead Ray #11               10:56 AM (2 hours ago)              NOTE: Do you folks out there want to topple this SATANIC GOVERNMENT?. Rise       up and support this LIVING CHRIST'S request of President TRUMP to order an FBI       INVESTIGATION INTO government campaign's to destroy this Living Christ along       with the STATEWIDE        OREGON CONSPIRACY to COVERUP the $80,000,000 million dollars in UCC LIENS held       by this Christ on the government principals and agents of the State of       OREGON. BY THE WAY, I WILL DISTRIBUTE THE MONIES TO THE NEEDY.        Win-win, for all concerned except for those who are thrown out of office and       in prison. Raymond Karczewski                                    Hello,               My name is Josef Goldstein and am pleased to announce that I have been hired       by the Team Christ division of the Government/Media Sponsored/ Supported       Disinformation/Mind Control agent to become the 11th iteration of Fake Dead       Ray. I wanted to introduce        myself before I begin in earnest manufacturing digital xanax (otherwise known       as Vimeo videos) and offer an        apology to the the alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup in advance of the crazy ray       things I will have to do to earn my paycheck as FDR11.0.               I have an extensive background that qualified me for this opportunity. 3       different involuntary committals to various mental institutions, 8 different       jail incarcerations, and 2 prison sentences. Over all, I have spent two       thirds of my life in county or        state custody of one type or another.               In preparation for this role I drove into Josephine County an shot a mannequin       with a pellet pistol and got kicked out of a local diner for passing a lot of       gas in close proximity of other customers. Needless to say, the agency was       quite impressed with        my demonstrated willingness to fit the profile and was hired on the spot.               Although our roles will be adversarial, I look forward to working with you and       hopefully after a day of dualistic arguing, we can share a couple dozen donuts       at the Stealth Hot Dog Stand, although the agency hasn't yet briefed me on       where to find it.               I did find that my battered, half-century old bus was stocked with several       cases of baked beans which I apparently am expected to eat cold, right out of       the can - which is an upgrade from the spit-filled prison food I ate for so       many years.               If you have any suggestions for new insults, I welcome your input. "Satanic       Ignoramus", "Spiritual Pipsqueak", and "Dithered Demonic Dunce" have become       quite stale and I look forward to exceeding the expectations of my government       employer.               Written with love, not attack,        Sincerely,               Big Jo aka FDR v11.              burges...@gmail.com        11:16 AM (1 hour ago)       On Monday, March 12, 2018 at 1:56:13 PM UTC-4, Fake Dead Ray #11 wrote:       > Hello,       >       > My name is Josef Goldstein              Welcome aboard Josef!              > and am pleased to announce that I have been       > hired by the Team Christ division of the Government/Media Sponsored/>       Supported Disinformation/Mind Control agent to become the 11th iteration> of       Fake Dead Ray. I wanted to introduce myself before I begin in earnest>       manufacturing digital xanax (       otherwise known as Vimeo videos) and offer an       > apology to the the alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup in advance of the crazy ray>       things I will have to do to earn my paycheck as FDR11.0.              Apology noted and appreciated! None of the Rays (real or fake) have ever       apologized for anything. This unprecedented presentation of .siggy material       is priceless... I'll be sure to buy you a real beer at the Stealth Hot Dog       stand :-)              > I have an extensive background that qualified me for this opportunity. 3>       different involuntary committals to various mental institutions, 8> different       jail incarcerations, and 2 prison sentences. Over all, I have> spent two       thirds of my life in        county or state custody of one type or> another.       >       > In preparation for this role I drove into Josephine County an shot a>       mannequin with a pellet pistol and got kicked out of a local diner for>       passing a lot of gas in close proximity of other customers. Needless to> say,       the agency was quite impressed        with my demonstrated willingness to       > fit the profile and was hired on the spot.              Woohoo! Now all you need to do is learn how to speak like Ray. You know...       you must resonate with the inertia that is piqued by the vibrations of the       eternally blinking eye which is divinely discernible by the momentum of the       untrammeled lens focused        upon the sullied Mirror of TrVth ... and that sort of hooey.              > Although our roles will be adversarial, I look forward to working with you>       and hopefully after a day of dualistic arguing, we can share a couple> dozen       donuts at the Stealth Hot Dog Stand, although the agency hasn't yet> briefed       me on where to find it.       >       > I did find that my battered, half-century old bus was stocked with several>       cases of baked beans which I apparently am expected to eat cold, right out> of       the can - which is an upgrade from the spit-filled prison food I ate> for so       many years.              Ah, that was my suggestion. You need to be extraordinarily flatulent in order       to successfully be an FDR... and the CIA equipment mentioned in the poasted       job description will keep your pooter running almost nonstop provided you eat       your beans every day.         I hope you brought nose plugs LOL!              > If you have any suggestions for new insults, I welcome your input. >       "Satanic Ignoramus", "Spiritual Pipsqueak", and "Dithered Demonic Dunce"> have       become quite stale and I look forward to exceeding the expectations> of my       government employer.              You're on your own in this department... creativity was a job requirement, I       believe but good luck.       And welcome to AFAB :-)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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