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   Re: Apology from FAKE DEAD RAY to the al   
   12 Mar 18 13:25:32   
   
   Josef Goldstein  Fake Dead Ray #11	   
      
   10:56 AM (2 hours ago)   
      
   NOTE:  Do you folks out there want to topple this SATANIC GOVERNMENT?.  Rise   
   up and support this LIVING CHRIST'S request of President TRUMP to order an FBI   
   INVESTIGATION INTO government campaign's to destroy this Living Christ along   
   with the STATEWIDE    
   OREGON CONSPIRACY to COVERUP the $80,000,000 million dollars in UCC LIENS held   
   by this Christ on the government principals and agents of the State of   
   OREGON.  BY THE WAY, I WILL DISTRIBUTE THE MONIES TO THE NEEDY.     
   Win-win, for all concerned except for those who are thrown out of office and   
   in prison.   Raymond Karczewski      
      
      
      
      
   Hello,    
      
   My name is Josef Goldstein and am pleased to announce that I have been hired   
   by the Team Christ division of the Government/Media Sponsored/ Supported   
   Disinformation/Mind Control agent to become the 11th iteration of Fake Dead   
   Ray.  I wanted to introduce    
   myself before I begin in earnest manufacturing digital xanax (otherwise known   
   as Vimeo videos) and offer an    
   apology to the the alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup in advance of the crazy ray   
   things I will have to do to earn my paycheck as FDR11.0.    
      
   I have an extensive background that qualified me for this opportunity.  3   
   different involuntary committals to various mental institutions, 8 different   
   jail incarcerations, and 2 prison sentences.  Over all, I have spent two   
   thirds of my life in county or    
   state custody of one type or another.    
      
   In preparation for this role I drove into Josephine County an shot a mannequin   
   with a pellet pistol and got kicked out of a local diner for passing a lot of   
   gas in close proximity of other customers.  Needless to say, the agency was   
   quite impressed with    
   my demonstrated willingness to fit the profile and was hired on the spot.    
      
   Although our roles will be adversarial, I look forward to working with you and   
   hopefully after a day of dualistic arguing, we can share a couple dozen donuts   
   at the Stealth Hot Dog Stand, although the agency hasn't yet briefed me on   
   where to find it.    
      
   I did find that my battered, half-century old bus was stocked with several   
   cases of baked beans which I apparently am expected to eat cold, right out of   
   the can - which is an upgrade from the spit-filled prison food I ate for so   
   many years.    
      
   If you have any suggestions for new insults, I welcome your input.   "Satanic   
   Ignoramus", "Spiritual Pipsqueak", and "Dithered Demonic Dunce" have become   
   quite stale and I look forward to exceeding the expectations of my government   
   employer.    
      
   Written with love, not attack,    
   Sincerely,    
      
   Big Jo aka FDR v11.   
      
   burges...@gmail.com 	   
   11:16 AM (1 hour ago)   
   On Monday, March 12, 2018 at 1:56:13 PM UTC-4, Fake Dead Ray #11 wrote:   
   > Hello,   
   >   
   > My name is Josef Goldstein   
      
   Welcome aboard Josef!   
      
   > and am pleased to announce that I have been   
   > hired by the Team Christ division of the Government/Media Sponsored/>   
   Supported Disinformation/Mind Control agent to become the 11th iteration> of   
   Fake Dead Ray.  I wanted to introduce myself before I begin in earnest>   
   manufacturing digital xanax (   
   otherwise known as Vimeo videos) and offer an   
   > apology to the the alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup in advance of the crazy ray>   
   things I will have to do to earn my paycheck as FDR11.0.   
      
   Apology noted and appreciated!  None of the Rays (real or fake) have ever   
   apologized for anything.  This unprecedented presentation of .siggy material   
   is priceless... I'll be sure to buy you a real beer at the Stealth Hot Dog   
   stand :-)   
      
   > I have an extensive background that qualified me for this opportunity.  3>   
   different involuntary committals to various mental institutions, 8> different   
   jail incarcerations, and 2 prison sentences.  Over all, I have> spent two   
   thirds of my life in    
   county or state custody of one type or> another.   
   >   
   > In preparation for this role I drove into Josephine County an shot a>   
   mannequin with a pellet pistol and got kicked out of a local diner for>   
   passing a lot of gas in close proximity of other customers.  Needless to> say,   
   the agency was quite impressed    
   with my demonstrated willingness to   
   > fit the profile and was hired on the spot.   
      
   Woohoo!  Now all you need to do is learn how to speak like Ray.  You know...   
   you must resonate with the inertia that is piqued by the vibrations of the   
   eternally blinking eye which is divinely discernible by the momentum of the   
   untrammeled lens focused    
   upon the sullied Mirror of TrVth ... and that sort of hooey.   
      
   > Although our roles will be adversarial, I look forward to working with you>   
   and hopefully after a day of dualistic arguing, we can share a couple> dozen   
   donuts at the Stealth Hot Dog Stand, although the agency hasn't yet> briefed   
   me on where to find it.   
   >   
   > I did find that my battered, half-century old bus was stocked with several>   
   cases of baked beans which I apparently am expected to eat cold, right out> of   
   the can - which is an upgrade from the spit-filled prison food I ate> for so   
   many years.   
      
   Ah, that was my suggestion.  You need to be extraordinarily flatulent in order   
   to successfully be an FDR... and the CIA equipment mentioned in the poasted   
   job description will keep your pooter running almost nonstop provided you eat   
   your beans every day.    
    I hope you brought nose plugs LOL!   
      
   > If you have any suggestions for new insults, I welcome your input.  >   
   "Satanic Ignoramus", "Spiritual Pipsqueak", and "Dithered Demonic Dunce"> have   
   become quite stale and I look forward to exceeding the expectations> of my   
   government employer.   
      
   You're on your own in this department... creativity was a job requirement, I   
   believe but good luck.   
   And welcome to AFAB :-)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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