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   Constructive Criticism for Josef Goldste   
   12 Mar 18 14:12:15   
   
   Josef Goldstein aka Fake Dead Ray #11 wrote:   
      
   Mistake #1   
   You admitted your name.  From this point forward you need to deny being   
   Josef.  You must claim to be Raymond Karczewski if you are going to be Fake   
   Dead Ray #11   
      
   > Josef Goldstein  Fake Dead Ray #11	   
      
   Mistake #2   
   You must NEVER grovel or plea, you must only DEMAND, DEMAND, DEMAND.     
      
   > NOTE:  Do you folks out there want to topple this SATANIC GOVERNMENT?.    
      
   Mistake #3   
   You again requested... you must NEVER request, you must only DEMAND, DEMAND,   
   DEMAND.   
   > Rise up and support this LIVING CHRIST'S request of President TRUMP   
      
   Good Job #1   
   You upped the ante, inventing a new crazy amount you claim the gubbermint owes   
   you.   
   > $80,000,000 million dollars in UCC LIENS    
      
   Mistake #4   
   The original Ray was GREEDY, GREEDY, GREEDY.  He would never give a dime to   
   anyone.  Instead of claiming you will give anything to anyone, you need to   
   THREATEN, THREATEN, THREATEN to earmark some of those monies to take down   
   Gubbermint/Media (the G/M S/S    
   D/MK A is a multibillion dollar government enterprise dedicated to mocking   
   Ray.)   
      
   > BY THE WAY, I WILL DISTRIBUTE THE MONIES TO THE NEEDY.     
      
   You're off to a good start, Josef... but take this advice to heart.  You must   
   be GREEDY, GREEDY, GREEDY; and you must THREATEN, THREATEN, THREATEN.  You   
   cannot be a good koOk if you don't issue koOk Thraets.   
      
   Good luck, and lets meet up later for beer and donuts at the Stealth Hotdog   
   Stand, I'll show you how to find it!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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