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   Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to burgess.krell@gmail.com   
   Re: The Vibrational Inertia of Eschewing   
   14 Mar 18 01:00:51   
   
   From: bender@the.future   
      
   burgess.krell@gmail.com wrote:   
      
   > On Monday, March 12, 2018 at 10:31:13 PM UTC-4, Fake Dead Ray #11 wrote:   
   > > The Vibrational Inertia of Eschewing Satanic Momentum Defeats the   
   > > Dualistic New Satanic Order   
   > >     By %Fake_Dead_Ray_11,  A %Current_Title_Here   
   > >   
   > >   The Nadir of the Crux of the Eternally Blinking Eye has been forsworn   
   > > upon the Alter of the Lens of Unencumbered Mirroring.  The Mirror of   
   > > Resonating Momentum DEMONstrates the Satanic Inertia of  Piqued Dualism.   
   > > One must ESCHEW the thesis of SATANIC UMBRAGE in order to Exceed the   
   > > Momentum of DUALISTIC INEFFICIENCY.   
   > >   
   > >   The Acumen of Auspiciousness has always been Vibrationally Resonate with   
   > > the Ebullient Excoriation of Natural Cynosure.  Spiritual Pipsqueaks   
   > > appear coruscant to Satanic Yahoos possessed of Vampiric Jackalism yet can   
   > > be Divinely Discerned as lacking equanimity while cupidity oscillates   
   > > within the Vibrational Essence  of a Saxicolous.  Predatory Sidewinders   
   > > ambush the Nidificating Dithered Demonic Dunces via Unparagoned   
   > > Gasconading Braggarty while lacking Magnanimousness and Resonating Essence.   
   > >   
   > >   Parsimonious (false) Christs DEMONstrate perfidiousness through   
   > > superabundant participation in Government/Media Sponsored/Supported Mind   
   > > Control/Disinformation phantasies.  These Satanic Disinformation   
   > > Ignoramuses are always second to the penultimate mascots of these Internet   
   > > Forums/Usenet Newsgroups.   
   > >   
   > >   Gasconading Pipsqueaks suffer a Conundrum of Renumerative Deterioration   
   > > as the Omnipotent Sleeping Eye Blinks out of Synchronization with their   
   > > Lack of Vibrational Quintessence.  The Frustration of Piqued Failure   
   > > Illuminates the Deficiency of Perspicaciousness.   
   > >   
   > > Hell, isn't it?   
   > >   
   > > By %Fake_Dead_Ray_11,  A %Current_Title_Here   
   > >   
   > > ImitateRay v2.91 KookScript – strip all trailers prior to posting   
   > > %setting=Full_Retard   
   >   
   > Well........ Josef........ this would have been epic had you attended   
   scripting class prior to using the script.  Nevertheless, I propose AFAB   
   accept this screed due to the abundance of quoteworthy siggy material that can   
   be attributed to your mark.   
   >   
   > LEARN HOW TO SCRIPT, DUMMY!  Before number 12 is brought in to replace your   
   silly ass!!!   
      
   In spite of the scripting issues, this is the Best Fake   
   Dead Ray Ever!!  I like the superfluous use of $10 words.   
   A little training, and he'll get past the small stuff,   
   find the Comfortable Ditch, and be the best Ray since   
   RDR.   
      
   You found a good one, Agent Burgess!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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