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   From: arkent@arkenterprises.nul   
      
   I AM NOT A DISINFORMATION AGENT:  SATANIC DISINFORMATION RESTAURANTS EVICT   
   CHRIST FOR EXCESSIVE FLATULENCE!!   
     by Raymond Karzscewski© - A Living Christ   
      
     I AM NOT A DISINFORMATION AGENT!!  I SPEAK STATIC TRUTH AND TESTIFY TO   
   THE WORLD ABOUT MY (W)HOLY STATE OF VERISIMILITUDE.  MY DIVINE CREDIBILITY   
   IS REFLECTED BY THE RESONATION OF THE VIBRATING MIRROR OF VERACITY WHICH   
   IS UNTRAMMELLED BY IT'S INHERENT SELF VIBRATING EVIDENCE.   
      
     Yet Additional DIVINE JOURNEYS of This (W)holy Christ's state of   
   Unsullied Infallibility was cast in the Satanic Darkness of Dubiousness   
   due to the massive volume of cacophonous flatulence the CIA causes using   
   Electronic Equipment in close proximity to my Trailer.  Your Prophesied   
   Vociferious Knee-Jerk Demurral is Ill-Founded and CONDEMNED as DAMNABLE!!   
      
     Without Satanic Exception, I am evicted from a Satanic Disinformation   
   Restaurants every time I patronize their establishments.  It is EVERY   
   AMERICAN'S SOVEREIN and ORDAINED DUTY to ignore my Pernicious Flatulence.   
   Although well above CIVILIZED HUMAN ANIMALS, My Superior Spirit must   
   inhabit a Human Body while on this Visitor's Pass From Hell.   
      
     I FART!!  I PISS!!  I SHIT!!  I BELCH!!  I HAVE ATROCIOUS BREATH!!  The   
   malodorous, putrid stenches emitted by my bowels leave a powerful reeking   
   that is NOT MY FAULT!!  The mephitic noxiousness is caused by The Satanic   
   CIA!!  Satanic Fast Food “Restaurants” serve Insalubrious, Deleterious   
   Detritus thus is Satanic Corporate America's fault for the dreck I am   
   forced to consume.  Satanic Americans patronize these SATANIC   
   INSTITUTIONS, maintaining their ability to conduct their SATANIC   
   BUSINESS.  It is YOUR FAULT, bar none, that my terrible flatulence is so   
   reviled.  This is COMMERCIAL COERCION to engage in contracts with   
   enterprises dedicated to the SOLE PURPOSE of making this (W)holy Christ   
   break voluminous, fetorous wind!!   
      
     My Rectum sags to the notorious length of 12 inches due to the   
   disharmonious emissions ordered by the Government/Media Sponsored/   
   Supported Disinformation/Mind Control Apparatus which is a MULTI-BILLION   
   DOLLAR PER YEAR Consortium DEDICATED to the SOLE PURPOSE of discrediting   
   this HIGH, (W)HOLY DIVINE CHRIST OF INARGUABLE TRUTH!!   
      
     Children point and laugh at my immense expulsions of flatus.  Wives   
   throw up on the floors after my forceful fumes fill Satanic   
   Establishments.   Ultramasculine husbands behave in aggressive,   
   belligerent manners, believing their DEMONstrations of False Potency can   
   compete with my Perfect Manhood!!   
      
     Ambulances called to the sites where I DEMAND my SUSTENANCE are but   
   Satanic Exhibitions of Satanic Hypocrisy as it is these Satanic Industries   
   that are MANDATED by MY HIGH WORD to Render my Provender.   
      
     Hell, isn't it?   
     by Raymond Karzscewski© - A Living Christ   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)