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   Cujo DeSockpuppet to arkent@arkenterprises.nul   
   Re: I AM NOT A DISINFORMATION AGENT: SAT   
   17 Mar 18 19:59:09   
   
   XPost: alt.consciousness.4th-way   
   From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Raymond Karzscewski  wrote in   
   news:p8jbnn$scr$1@gioia.aioe.org:   
      
   > I AM NOT A DISINFORMATION AGENT:  SATANIC DISINFORMATION RESTAURANTS   
   > EVICT CHRIST FOR EXCESSIVE FLATULENCE!!   
   >   by Raymond Karzscewski© - A Living Christ   
   >   
   >   I AM NOT A DISINFORMATION AGENT!!  I SPEAK STATIC TRUTH AND TESTIFY   
   >   TO   
   > THE WORLD ABOUT MY (W)HOLY STATE OF VERISIMILITUDE.  MY DIVINE   
   > CREDIBILITY IS REFLECTED BY THE RESONATION OF THE VIBRATING MIRROR OF   
   > VERACITY WHICH IS UNTRAMMELLED BY IT'S INHERENT SELF VIBRATING   
   > EVIDENCE.   
   >   
   >   Yet Additional DIVINE JOURNEYS of This (W)holy Christ's state of   
   > Unsullied Infallibility was cast in the Satanic Darkness of   
   > Dubiousness due to the massive volume of cacophonous flatulence the   
   > CIA causes using Electronic Equipment in close proximity to my   
   > Trailer.  Your Prophesied Vociferious Knee-Jerk Demurral is   
   > Ill-Founded and CONDEMNED as DAMNABLE!!   
   >   
   >   Without Satanic Exception, I am evicted from a Satanic   
   >   Disinformation   
   > Restaurants every time I patronize their establishments.  It is EVERY   
   > AMERICAN'S SOVEREIN and ORDAINED DUTY to ignore my Pernicious   
   > Flatulence.  Although well above CIVILIZED HUMAN ANIMALS, My Superior   
   > Spirit must inhabit a Human Body while on this Visitor's Pass From   
   > Hell.   
   >   
   >   I FART!!  I PISS!!  I SHIT!!  I BELCH!!  I HAVE ATROCIOUS BREATH!!   
   >   The   
   > malodorous, putrid stenches emitted by my bowels leave a powerful   
   > reeking that is NOT MY FAULT!!  The mephitic noxiousness is caused by   
   > The Satanic CIA!!  Satanic Fast Food “Restaurants” serve   
   > Insalubrious, Deleterious Detritus thus is Satanic Corporate America's   
   > fault for the dreck I am forced to consume.  Satanic Americans   
   > patronize these SATANIC INSTITUTIONS, maintaining their ability to   
   > conduct their SATANIC BUSINESS.  It is YOUR FAULT, bar none, that my   
   > terrible flatulence is so reviled.  This is COMMERCIAL COERCION to   
   > engage in contracts with enterprises dedicated to the SOLE PURPOSE of   
   > making this (W)holy Christ break voluminous, fetorous wind!!   
   >   
   >   My Rectum sags to the notorious length of 12 inches due to the   
   > disharmonious emissions ordered by the Government/Media Sponsored/   
   > Supported Disinformation/Mind Control Apparatus which is a   
   > MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR PER YEAR Consortium DEDICATED to the SOLE PURPOSE   
   > of discrediting this HIGH, (W)HOLY DIVINE CHRIST OF INARGUABLE TRUTH!!   
   >   
   >   Children point and laugh at my immense expulsions of flatus.  Wives   
   > throw up on the floors after my forceful fumes fill Satanic   
   > Establishments.   Ultramasculine husbands behave in aggressive,   
   > belligerent manners, believing their DEMONstrations of False Potency   
   > can compete with my Perfect Manhood!!   
   >   
   >   Ambulances called to the sites where I DEMAND my SUSTENANCE are but   
   > Satanic Exhibitions of Satanic Hypocrisy as it is these Satanic   
   > Industries that are MANDATED by MY HIGH WORD to Render my Provender.   
   >   
   >   Hell, isn't it?   
   >   by Raymond Karzscewski© - A Living Christ   
      
   I see the impounded Honda actually won a measure of freedom.   
      
      
   --   
   Cujo -  The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,   
   alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy   
   Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S   
   award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse   
   Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.   
    "I am no longer posting and all messages you see are forgeries." - Ed,   
   still lying after all these years.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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