Since we are currently on Fake Dead Ray #11 (Josef Goldstein) I was curious to   
   know about the ironic and hilarious croakings of the the predecessors.   
      
   We all (tinwa) know that Teh Rael Ray choked to death on a turkey drumstick   
   that had been lodged in his beard for several weeks.  At the autopsy, the   
   coroner declared that Kazoo had enough food in his beard to feed someone for a   
   day (or even two)    
   although some it was moldy and covered in mildew, most likely from the lengths   
   of time it was there.   
      
   3 hot wings   
   1 cornish hen (with paprika)   
   7 (not 1, not 2, but 7) biscuits   
   1 can of vienna sausages (the type with BBQ sauce)   
   2 cans of corn (generic)   
   1 package of instant rice   
      
   His back hair had other food... but no one wants to hear about that.   
      
   I am predicting that the present FDR will inhale too much brisket or cold   
   canned beans... lord knows he is eating enough of them so he can fulfill his   
   "flatulence in public" quota.    
      
   Who knows, perhaps his bowels will explode.     
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)